First spork, sadly not first badfic run in
A Scene Kid at Hogwarts
Hogwarts gets a transfer student from a Canadian Magic School(Bus).But, she's way more different than anybody ever expected...like scary different(OH TEH NOEZ). kind of a songfic. read & review plez!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3236299/1/A_Scene_Kid_at_Hogwarts
A Scene Kid at Hogwarts
Hogwarts gets a transfer student from a Canadian Magic School(Bus).But, she's way more different than anybody ever expected...like scary different(OH TEH NOEZ). kind of a songfic. read & review plez!
Dude I’m Canadian and I’m offended. I want to know what a “Like scary different” Canadian Mary-Sue looks like.
She couldn’t help but wonder why the principle of New Montreal Magick School had sent her as the transfer student. I way different than the kids that go there.
I don’t know how a “principle” could lead New Montréal MagicK School (so this a scary different French Canadian Mary-Sue then?) but of course he’d send her there. She way different Sue.
But, (why is there a comma here?) the chances that anybody at Hogwarts actually knew who any of those people are …were very slim.
As opposed to being very fat.
At least Mrs. Butler was able to charm my tech stuff, so it won’t be affected by all the ‘ancient magic’ in that place.Ahhh.Technology one of the few things she couldn’t live without. As long as I have my music I’ll be fine. Thank-you Mrs.Butler!I love technology!
I love the switching back and forth between tenses and who the frack is Mrs. Butler? Damn you Mrs. Butler, couldn’t you let the “ancient magic” kill this Sue?
Hey, why would Dumbledore want a transfer student at Hogwarts during a full scale war with Voldemort? Harry thought as he listened to Dumbledore’s speech.
Obviously so they can use Sue’s as canon fodder and spare everyone else’s lives. I like this plan.
After the first years had sorted, there was just one person left; the new kid. As Harry realized this he was slightly shocked to see a dark figure standing there and for some reason it wasn’t wearing a Hogwarts uniform.
I love how Harry knows that this Sue is an It. Finally, he’s in character.
He also realized that he couldn’t tell whether it was a boy or girl.
Neither can I.
“Huhhh”Amy sighed. Looks I’m going to have to do this the old way. “Fine” she said as she took out a twoonie.
Is a twoonie British or Canadian currency?
“Well,…where are you from then?” Harry asked timidly. “Canada” Amy replied. “Uhh…so, then do all Canadian girls look like you?” he asked. “Hahahahahahaha..” she started laughing.
I can happily answer that and NO, Canadian girls do not look like It’s. They don’t look androgynous either.
Then leaned over and whispered in Harry’s ear “Don’t worry so much. I understand mumblese.” “And Harry?” “What?” he asked breathly.As he felt himself blushing even more by how close she was. “If you keep blushing like that…you’ll get hard (because I am a Mary-Sue and you cannot resist my will)” she said. Harry gulped. Tell me she didn’t just (say) what I think she said. Holy Shit! Is she coming on to me?! Are all Canadian girls like her?!
Oh god. *head desk* This gives Canadians a bad name. I swear we’re all not like this. This amazingly badfic has 5 more chapters but my eyes are already bleeding so I must stop here. Save myself from the Mary-Sue/Harry “uber scene” craptastic smut to come.