Fail for everyone!
First, let me say that this comm has allowed me to foray The Pit once again without wanting to stab myself. Thanks, guys, for making badfic fun rather than just harrowing. In return, I present you with summaries. Yay!
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Game
POTC goes on the Oregon Trail. What will happen? What will their descendants think of the journey?
You have died of fail.
Red Silk Dress
Her legs squeezed together and her skirt revealed a smooth long right leg. She quickly backed all the way up to wall. She brought her knees up and wrapped her arms around them. Jack Sparrow... Sparrabeth Post: DMC
...Wait, what?
24
24 Idol
The terror has a new demand. Singing. Join Jack, Chloe, and a bunch of CTU people for a hilarity like no other. Rated T as a precaution. 24American Idol Crossover
It would only, ONLY approach being worth it if Jack Bauer ripped out Paula Abdul's heart and fed it to her.
Doctor Who
Loving or Loveless?
Doctor Who/Harry Potter crossover! After losing Rose, the Doctor goes to the dark side. And Rose needs to find a way back to stop him, before he kills anyone else!
OMGWHAT?! Could that be any LESS like the Doctor? The dark side -- what, is he a Jedi now, like Luke suddenly became a Timelord? Is there some sort of Jedi/Timelord exchange program? Harry Potter xover?!? You're doing it WRONG! I delcare massive fail!
The Girl found in the TARDIS
yeh i no title and summary sucks. after a long day on a random planet, the dctor, rose and jack find a girl on board. how did he get there, and why is she here? rated t for later just in case. review plz!
Who is the dctor and what happened to all the caps?! Is this girl one of those fish that spontaneously changes genders?
Jennifer Martha Tyler
while saving worlds and looking for her father, Jenny falls into a parrell world and in an attempt to grow her legs back gains a mother who is bent on finding her father just as much as she is. Post doctor's daughter timeline just before partners in crime
Kids, can you say WTF?
Storm Hawks
Through the Darkness
The end is neigh as two universes collide with one another causing the end to all universes to begin, one of these worlds faster than the other. transformers animated/storm hawks crossover.
We have our answer. The sound of colliding universes, apparently, makes a horsey sound.
Talking Trash!
Piper tries it on with Aerrow explained last Christmas but then he blurts out he's gay. Piper spreads a rumor that Finn is also gay to Aerrow and that he wants to bang him, but Finn isn't too pleased... short and sweet please R&R
I'm not an expert on such things, but I don't think you can be gay to somebody, even if you try it on with them.
Crimson Rider, Emerald Secrets
Two Years And The Storm Hawks Have Broken Up. With New Lives Will They Want To Re-Form? And Where's The Sky Knight? ... Only Time Will Tell As Cyclonions Unveil A New Evil Scheme... Someone Has To Save Them... 'Crimson Rider'
Oh, here they are.
Harry Potter
The Hogwarts Blog
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe.
Moderately AU? Try massively!
1. The Harry Potter books take place from '91 to about '98 and if I recall, it was not called 'blogging' yet. Livejournal didn't even come around until 1999.
2. NO COMPUTERS IN WIZARDING WORLD!
Other than that, though, kind of an intriguing idea, maybe.
The Best of the Best
The Elite Auror Society is a secret organization that only takes the best. When The Order joins forces with them they meet a women who could literary make Lucius Malfoy cry. How does this women connect to their past and the secrets they wished forgotten?
It seems a multi-woman's special power is the ability to make Lucius cry with literature. o.O
I hope 'twas giggle-worthy. TTFN
I might need a 24 tag.
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Game
POTC goes on the Oregon Trail. What will happen? What will their descendants think of the journey?
You have died of fail.
Red Silk Dress
Her legs squeezed together and her skirt revealed a smooth long right leg. She quickly backed all the way up to wall. She brought her knees up and wrapped her arms around them. Jack Sparrow... Sparrabeth Post: DMC
...Wait, what?
24
24 Idol
The terror has a new demand. Singing. Join Jack, Chloe, and a bunch of CTU people for a hilarity like no other. Rated T as a precaution. 24American Idol Crossover
It would only, ONLY approach being worth it if Jack Bauer ripped out Paula Abdul's heart and fed it to her.
Doctor Who
Loving or Loveless?
Doctor Who/Harry Potter crossover! After losing Rose, the Doctor goes to the dark side. And Rose needs to find a way back to stop him, before he kills anyone else!
OMGWHAT?! Could that be any LESS like the Doctor? The dark side -- what, is he a Jedi now, like Luke suddenly became a Timelord? Is there some sort of Jedi/Timelord exchange program? Harry Potter xover?!? You're doing it WRONG! I delcare massive fail!
The Girl found in the TARDIS
yeh i no title and summary sucks. after a long day on a random planet, the dctor, rose and jack find a girl on board. how did he get there, and why is she here? rated t for later just in case. review plz!
Who is the dctor and what happened to all the caps?! Is this girl one of those fish that spontaneously changes genders?
Jennifer Martha Tyler
while saving worlds and looking for her father, Jenny falls into a parrell world and in an attempt to grow her legs back gains a mother who is bent on finding her father just as much as she is. Post doctor's daughter timeline just before partners in crime
Kids, can you say WTF?
Storm Hawks
Through the Darkness
The end is neigh as two universes collide with one another causing the end to all universes to begin, one of these worlds faster than the other. transformers animated/storm hawks crossover.
We have our answer. The sound of colliding universes, apparently, makes a horsey sound.
Talking Trash!
Piper tries it on with Aerrow explained last Christmas but then he blurts out he's gay. Piper spreads a rumor that Finn is also gay to Aerrow and that he wants to bang him, but Finn isn't too pleased... short and sweet please R&R
I'm not an expert on such things, but I don't think you can be gay to somebody, even if you try it on with them.
Crimson Rider, Emerald Secrets
Two Years And The Storm Hawks Have Broken Up. With New Lives Will They Want To Re-Form? And Where's The Sky Knight? ... Only Time Will Tell As Cyclonions Unveil A New Evil Scheme... Someone Has To Save Them... 'Crimson Rider'
Oh, here they are.
Harry Potter
The Hogwarts Blog
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe.
Moderately AU? Try massively!
1. The Harry Potter books take place from '91 to about '98 and if I recall, it was not called 'blogging' yet. Livejournal didn't even come around until 1999.
2. NO COMPUTERS IN WIZARDING WORLD!
Other than that, though, kind of an intriguing idea, maybe.
The Best of the Best
The Elite Auror Society is a secret organization that only takes the best. When The Order joins forces with them they meet a women who could literary make Lucius Malfoy cry. How does this women connect to their past and the secrets they wished forgotten?
It seems a multi-woman's special power is the ability to make Lucius cry with literature. o.O
I hope 'twas giggle-worthy. TTFN
I might need a 24 tag.