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Sup, ya'll. I've been poking around FF.net looking for stuff to spork (Why yes, I am lame and self-destructive enough that I specifically look for badfic), and I thought I'd share some interesting titles and summaries I came across. Titles and summaries are in italics, sporking is in bold.
Sakura's Dad (link)
Songfic for Stacy's Mom sorta .Sasuke is dating Sakura, who's dad is Naruto, who is divorced, who might just have feellings for someone too. Way better then it sounds, read and review
Well, it sounds like the most ill-conceived idea for an AU Naruto fic ever, which is pretty much what it read like, too. Something about this situation feels completely illegal, even if I can't prove it.
You can't run away from your pastor your future (link)
Bella is ready to forget her high school Disaster in collge only it catches up with her just as she starts a new life! sry bout the sucky summary IDK how to do them
Perhaps Disaster is the name of the priest she is apparently trying to escape. Father Disaster would make a pretty good supervillian name, actually.
The Drive Thru (link)
what would happen if you took McDonalds, Naruto, and Weird Al's Trapped In A Drive Thru and Threw them all together in one awesome story? you get the stupidest randomest thing with a little love...awwwwwwwwwww
I lied. THIS is the most ill-conceived AU Naruto idea I have ever heard. I definitely got the "stupidest, 'randomest'" part, but I'm still looking for the love, because all I'm feeling is revulsion and nausea.
Purple Objects (link)
What happens when famous Harry Potter and a normal girl, Katrina, have the same purple object? Halarity spills through. .::story much funnier inside::..::one-shot::.
Well, if I ever see anyone wearing the same color shirt as me, usually we either ignore each other, or I'll awkwardly point it out and then we'll both continue on with our lives. The latter is pretty much exactly what this story consists of. Not really my idea of "halarious".
MmHmmm (link)
Title stinks, I know. It's a Teddy & Victoire story I know... thats like, my third or something like that and yeah. Feel free to read. Its a bunch of one-shots for the love & laughter challenge -see Goldenfeather- Rating may go up later. Doubt it though
This fic isn't exceptionally terrible, but the author is sure making it out to be. The fact that you are self-depreciating is not going to get people to read your fic. In fact, it's probably going to turn more of them off. Let ME make fun of your story, okay? Because I have nothing better to do.
But, yes, your title does stink.
Dominance (link)
Set in a AU spira where there is no FF characters. Instead there is Vampires, Demons, Humans and other stuff you think of. Story revolves around OC character,Xavier as he travels around Spira defeating Demons. Chapter 45: A Silent End
Err... I'm pretty sure that if there aren't any Final Fantasy characters or creatures, it's a completely different world entirely. In fact, I'm pretty sure this doesn't even qualify as fan-fiction if you change the world so much that it no longer resembles the original game.
Feel free to spork further, I really only had the guts to skim most of them.
Sakura's Dad (link)
Songfic for Stacy's Mom sorta .Sasuke is dating Sakura, who's dad is Naruto, who is divorced, who might just have feellings for someone too. Way better then it sounds, read and review
Well, it sounds like the most ill-conceived idea for an AU Naruto fic ever, which is pretty much what it read like, too. Something about this situation feels completely illegal, even if I can't prove it.
You can't run away from your pastor your future (link)
Bella is ready to forget her high school Disaster in collge only it catches up with her just as she starts a new life! sry bout the sucky summary IDK how to do them
Perhaps Disaster is the name of the priest she is apparently trying to escape. Father Disaster would make a pretty good supervillian name, actually.
The Drive Thru (link)
what would happen if you took McDonalds, Naruto, and Weird Al's Trapped In A Drive Thru and Threw them all together in one awesome story? you get the stupidest randomest thing with a little love...awwwwwwwwwww
I lied. THIS is the most ill-conceived AU Naruto idea I have ever heard. I definitely got the "stupidest, 'randomest'" part, but I'm still looking for the love, because all I'm feeling is revulsion and nausea.
Purple Objects (link)
What happens when famous Harry Potter and a normal girl, Katrina, have the same purple object? Halarity spills through. .::story much funnier inside::..::one-shot::.
Well, if I ever see anyone wearing the same color shirt as me, usually we either ignore each other, or I'll awkwardly point it out and then we'll both continue on with our lives. The latter is pretty much exactly what this story consists of. Not really my idea of "halarious".
MmHmmm (link)
Title stinks, I know. It's a Teddy & Victoire story I know... thats like, my third or something like that and yeah. Feel free to read. Its a bunch of one-shots for the love & laughter challenge -see Goldenfeather- Rating may go up later. Doubt it though
This fic isn't exceptionally terrible, but the author is sure making it out to be. The fact that you are self-depreciating is not going to get people to read your fic. In fact, it's probably going to turn more of them off. Let ME make fun of your story, okay? Because I have nothing better to do.
But, yes, your title does stink.
Dominance (link)
Set in a AU spira where there is no FF characters. Instead there is Vampires, Demons, Humans and other stuff you think of. Story revolves around OC character,Xavier as he travels around Spira defeating Demons. Chapter 45: A Silent End
Err... I'm pretty sure that if there aren't any Final Fantasy characters or creatures, it's a completely different world entirely. In fact, I'm pretty sure this doesn't even qualify as fan-fiction if you change the world so much that it no longer resembles the original game.
Feel free to spork further, I really only had the guts to skim most of them.