Fandom: The Lion King
I love this community! It always makes me laugh...So I wanted to see if i could add to the laughter...
My friend and I were really bored one day and decided to look up some good ol' wholesome Lion King fics...
Sporking is in bold!
Basically, Shenzi makes Simba her son after Mufasa is killed by Scar. She then confronts Scar about it later. As you read...remember...This is a LION KING fic...
I was ready to launch and end his life
3…2…1…BLASTOFF!!!
"Geez," I muttered to myself, "you couldn't look more pathetic with an IV and a heart monitor."
How would you like it if you were hooked up to a heart monitor and an IV and someone called you pathetic??
With a good chuck of zebra leg I quickly and silently snuck into the graveyard
Who doesn’t love a good chuck of zebra leg??
The truth was Sarabi had joined Mufasa among the stars, it happened about two weeks ago during a hunt when she "mysteriously" slipped and fell, breaking her neck and back in several places.
Ouch…
As I stepped in there was a subtle glow of candles all around as the king was sitting at a checker cloth table with two wine glasses
First…we thought he wanted to rape Shenzi…but reading the sentence again…we think he just wants a good game of checkers on his checker cloth table!
I wanted to joke that maybe we should play the godfather theme but kept it to myself.
Because everyone in the Pridelands has seen the Godfather.
he could have spiked the wine but would he be that obvious?
Scar…you sneaky bastard!
simple, by piping it through the air ducts
Apparently the Pridelands has become much more technologically advanced since we last saw them.
things were going dark fast and the last thing I could clearly was Scar's smiling mug.
First off all…this sentence makes as much sense as a smiling mug…secondly what the hell IS a smiling mug??
My friend and I were really bored one day and decided to look up some good ol' wholesome Lion King fics...
Sporking is in bold!
Basically, Shenzi makes Simba her son after Mufasa is killed by Scar. She then confronts Scar about it later. As you read...remember...This is a LION KING fic...
I was ready to launch and end his life
3…2…1…BLASTOFF!!!
"Geez," I muttered to myself, "you couldn't look more pathetic with an IV and a heart monitor."
How would you like it if you were hooked up to a heart monitor and an IV and someone called you pathetic??
With a good chuck of zebra leg I quickly and silently snuck into the graveyard
Who doesn’t love a good chuck of zebra leg??
The truth was Sarabi had joined Mufasa among the stars, it happened about two weeks ago during a hunt when she "mysteriously" slipped and fell, breaking her neck and back in several places.
Ouch…
As I stepped in there was a subtle glow of candles all around as the king was sitting at a checker cloth table with two wine glasses
First…we thought he wanted to rape Shenzi…but reading the sentence again…we think he just wants a good game of checkers on his checker cloth table!
I wanted to joke that maybe we should play the godfather theme but kept it to myself.
Because everyone in the Pridelands has seen the Godfather.
he could have spiked the wine but would he be that obvious?
Scar…you sneaky bastard!
simple, by piping it through the air ducts
Apparently the Pridelands has become much more technologically advanced since we last saw them.
things were going dark fast and the last thing I could clearly was Scar's smiling mug.
First off all…this sentence makes as much sense as a smiling mug…secondly what the hell IS a smiling mug??