... I have no words.
Just a few South Park brain busters.
Vampires
"The two remaining boys went back home and told their parents that Kyle had turned into a vampire and turned Kenny into one too. But they didn’t believe them. They thought they were making it up (since it was Halloween)."
If it had been November 1, though, their parents would've broken out the crosses and garlic.
The Dream
16 year old Stan Marsh woke up in horror he didn't believe it. it's been the third night in a row he had a bad dream he got out from his bed and wen't to the restroom he looked up in the mirror and washed his face with nice clean water Stan thought for a while finding answers. Is this dream try to tell me something. Stan thought He shook of the question.
OKay, my grammar isn't the best, but...how do you look at that and think 'That works! I shall post it!'
Then again, the author's profile is a real goldmine too:
"Warning:
Maybe spelling Errors Afther Storie is published Please e-mail me or review my storie is spelling errors are made
Maybe be bloody or violence when storie is published
NO SCRIPT FORMAT MADE ANYMORE
SOME TIMES BAD WITH STORIES
Please check profile before reading
[...]
teehee i can't wait for them to come but i will be working hard for this coming out there will be less updates for every story so just wait =D
~ Melly~ my real name"
Vampires
"The two remaining boys went back home and told their parents that Kyle had turned into a vampire and turned Kenny into one too. But they didn’t believe them. They thought they were making it up (since it was Halloween)."
If it had been November 1, though, their parents would've broken out the crosses and garlic.
The Dream
16 year old Stan Marsh woke up in horror he didn't believe it. it's been the third night in a row he had a bad dream he got out from his bed and wen't to the restroom he looked up in the mirror and washed his face with nice clean water Stan thought for a while finding answers. Is this dream try to tell me something. Stan thought He shook of the question.
OKay, my grammar isn't the best, but...how do you look at that and think 'That works! I shall post it!'
Then again, the author's profile is a real goldmine too:
"Warning:
Maybe spelling Errors Afther Storie is published Please e-mail me or review my storie is spelling errors are made
Maybe be bloody or violence when storie is published
NO SCRIPT FORMAT MADE ANYMORE
SOME TIMES BAD WITH STORIES
Please check profile before reading
[...]
teehee i can't wait for them to come but i will be working hard for this coming out there will be less updates for every story so just wait =D
~ Melly~ my real name"