fandom: Reba (with a House crossover)

Dec 20, 2007 17:43

I have to admit that I watch a fair bit of "Reba," what with it being shown four times a day on Lifetime. I enjoy many of its jokes, but I have come to realize that comedy fanfic is often the hardest to write... mostly because if all of us were as witty as the TV writers, we would BE writing TV shows ( Read more... )

reba, house

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manekikoneko December 21 2007, 03:01:38 UTC
"I'M NOT INTERESTED IN SEMANTRICS."

Is it a blend of word games and Tantric sex? Cause I would be interested then.

they had to give him formula mixed with sugar water instead to prevent a fatal reaction.

Wha? He was allergic to his own mother's milk, or just cows?

I'm fairly sure that taking an embryo (an ectopic embryo) out of the ovaries and putting it in another uterus is NOT a simple procedure... if possible at all.

Not only that, but if it were possible, wouldn't it be easier to put it in the mother's uterus? They're already in there, it's just next door.

"Ice bath or hypodermic chamber?"
A hyperbaric chamber corrects air pressure in the body. A hypodermic chamber would... make a little house under her skin for tiny people? Maybe they're going to shrink the doctors and send them into her body, Inner Space style! (And the hypodermic chamber is a sort of green room.)

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jelliclekitten December 21 2007, 04:05:50 UTC
Don't give the author any ideas! *slaps hands over your mouth hurriedly*

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memorysdaughter December 21 2007, 04:32:15 UTC
I don't really think he/she really has a lack of them...

... and it's kinda sick, but I really can't wait until there's a new chapter up to mock.

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memorysdaughter December 21 2007, 04:31:43 UTC
I think the blend of word games and Tantric sex is Acrostantrics, actually... I have a friend in Washington who's actually pretty good...

And the only reason they didn't put it in the mother's utuerus (although I have to admit, it's a winner) is because she doesn't have one. Complications of that terrible car accident.

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manekikoneko December 21 2007, 05:01:43 UTC
She lost her uterus in the car accident!?! Is that seriously in the story? Wait, how did the sperm get all the way to her fallopian tubes then? *head/desk fatality*

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memorysdaughter December 21 2007, 05:07:09 UTC
I really don't know... it puzzled me, too.

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tambourine_lady December 26 2007, 12:31:28 UTC
Well, it worked in X-files. But of course, then it took aliens to do it. Or something.

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