Lying feasts, chandlers, and 'Great Lavi Smiles'
The D.Gray-man section of ff.net is a complete cesspool, unfortunately. Of the fandoms I visit, I think it might be the worst ones.
Summary: Just a short story about Road Kamelot! I lik her alot!
Well, if the author of this story liks her, it could be good for some lulz.
Road placed her math book and her pen onto the glimmering table next to the assorted feast that lied before them.
That feast is SUCH a liar!
The whole room was sparkling with candle lights and chandlers.
That gave me an image of a room adorned with Matthew Perry's.
The food look 100 fancy and seemed absolutely amazing.
But unfortunately it was only 20 tasty and 45 smelled good.
Road looked surprised though her tone didn’t show it otherwise.
Tones generally don't show a whole lot, considering that you can't see a sound.
A/N: I’m thinking about writing a full Fanfic about this story. What do you think?
Dear god, please no.
I also found another story called A Birthday Wish that's riddled with random capitalization and some of the weirdest descriptions. In it, Allen is apparently about four years old asking Lavi was he wants for his birthday.
Allen Gave Lavi cute eye though he didn't mean to.
Is that like giving someone pink eye?
"A kiss!", He said giving him one of his 'Great Lavi Smiles'.
Great Lavi Smiles(tm), get 'em while they're fresh.
Allen Blushed and looked like a cherry
I've heard of someone blushing red as a cherry, but not actually turning into the cherry...
He kissed him and Tyki Kissed back.
Apparently Tyki's kiss is superior to Lavi's, since it required capitalization.
"Okay...", Lavi said letting him take it off willingly, "I better not get sick because of you..."
After all, he already got cute eye from Allen.
Ugh, I can't read anymore, but the randomness of the chapter names are hilarious:
1. Chapter 1
2. Sex
3. Sleaping Beauty:
(Yes, with the random colon...)
And one more honorable mention (although I don't dare read more than the summary).
D Grayman: The Black Parade
Summary: Fifteen yearold Cate turns up at the Order and so begins her life as an Exorcist!
... I don't know how much Cate is going to like being in the D.Gray Man universe. They didn't have My Chemical Romance in 19th century Europe.
Summary: Just a short story about Road Kamelot! I lik her alot!
Well, if the author of this story liks her, it could be good for some lulz.
Road placed her math book and her pen onto the glimmering table next to the assorted feast that lied before them.
That feast is SUCH a liar!
The whole room was sparkling with candle lights and chandlers.
That gave me an image of a room adorned with Matthew Perry's.
The food look 100 fancy and seemed absolutely amazing.
But unfortunately it was only 20 tasty and 45 smelled good.
Road looked surprised though her tone didn’t show it otherwise.
Tones generally don't show a whole lot, considering that you can't see a sound.
A/N: I’m thinking about writing a full Fanfic about this story. What do you think?
Dear god, please no.
I also found another story called A Birthday Wish that's riddled with random capitalization and some of the weirdest descriptions. In it, Allen is apparently about four years old asking Lavi was he wants for his birthday.
Allen Gave Lavi cute eye though he didn't mean to.
Is that like giving someone pink eye?
"A kiss!", He said giving him one of his 'Great Lavi Smiles'.
Great Lavi Smiles(tm), get 'em while they're fresh.
Allen Blushed and looked like a cherry
I've heard of someone blushing red as a cherry, but not actually turning into the cherry...
He kissed him and Tyki Kissed back.
Apparently Tyki's kiss is superior to Lavi's, since it required capitalization.
"Okay...", Lavi said letting him take it off willingly, "I better not get sick because of you..."
After all, he already got cute eye from Allen.
Ugh, I can't read anymore, but the randomness of the chapter names are hilarious:
1. Chapter 1
2. Sex
3. Sleaping Beauty:
(Yes, with the random colon...)
And one more honorable mention (although I don't dare read more than the summary).
D Grayman: The Black Parade
Summary: Fifteen yearold Cate turns up at the Order and so begins her life as an Exorcist!
... I don't know how much Cate is going to like being in the D.Gray Man universe. They didn't have My Chemical Romance in 19th century Europe.