In Which There is Bad Anatomy and Racial Tensions Are Expected to Dissolve Overnight
Man, I haven't posted on LiveJournal in ages. But I was browsing the pit for a rather uncommon pairing (Velanna/Nathaniel from Dragon Age), and when stumbled across this summary, I immediately thought of this community. (Tabris is an elf, and Alistair is a human. Emphasis mine.)
Human titles
Kallian Tabris and Alistair's breakup make both of them racist. Fortunately for Zevran, this allows him to express some unrequited feelings. Also, Alarith, the Alienage shopkeep, has a complicated relationship with an elven blood mage. Bevin and Amethyne have a fluffy relationship while Nathaniel and Velanna's is complicated. More pairings within and forthcoming.
I skimmed it and, yes, it's as stupid as it sounds. A couple of choice passages from the first chapter are included below the cut. There's some mild smut. Spork in bold.
She was stunned. Yes, this was bound to happen; it was naive to think otherwise.
I am glad at least she recognizes it.
Kallian was fool enough to believe that her princely lover, actually loved her. That she, an Alienage elf, could actually be...his wife. But she saw who he really was now: a racist prig. Only Vaughan was worse in her mind.
Yes, an elf becoming hero of Fereldan means racism is over! You can marry the bastard prince you just put on the throne - which is already questioned as an act of seizing power on behalf of Arl Eamon and the Grey Wardens - and live happily ever after. Obviously, the only reason he rejected your proposal was because he doesn't love you, and not for the sake of being respected among the human nobility and protecting you and himself from assassination attempts. How rude of him.
...
More King-speak followed while she seethed and...hurt. She was SO embarrassed. Shut down by him in front of everyone. And now she had to mingle.
What better way to propose to the new king than with the entire damn country as an audience, amirite?
She decides to rebound with Zevran.
"Very well. Please, lay down on your stomach," he said, moving to the bed and pulling back the covers.
...
Pleased, he smiled and bent to continue his progress. Kissing her lower back, he smoothly reached up her stomach for her breast with one hand and found his way into her heat with the other.
That sounds a little difficult if she's laying on her stomach.
His thumb circled her clit with skill. Her breath hitched as he gazed...something...inside her. Soon she was grinding herself deeper to his touch.
Then he suddenly exited.
Exited...her clitoris? I'm not really sure when he entered her vagina... or if the author thinks the clitoris is inside the vagina...
With a lick up her ear that made her shudder, he retreated to position himself at her center and slowly entered.
Her center...? So he put his dick in her bellybutton? That's a deep inny.
Whhhy....? D:
Human titles
Kallian Tabris and Alistair's breakup make both of them racist. Fortunately for Zevran, this allows him to express some unrequited feelings. Also, Alarith, the Alienage shopkeep, has a complicated relationship with an elven blood mage. Bevin and Amethyne have a fluffy relationship while Nathaniel and Velanna's is complicated. More pairings within and forthcoming.
I skimmed it and, yes, it's as stupid as it sounds. A couple of choice passages from the first chapter are included below the cut. There's some mild smut. Spork in bold.
She was stunned. Yes, this was bound to happen; it was naive to think otherwise.
I am glad at least she recognizes it.
Kallian was fool enough to believe that her princely lover, actually loved her. That she, an Alienage elf, could actually be...his wife. But she saw who he really was now: a racist prig. Only Vaughan was worse in her mind.
Yes, an elf becoming hero of Fereldan means racism is over! You can marry the bastard prince you just put on the throne - which is already questioned as an act of seizing power on behalf of Arl Eamon and the Grey Wardens - and live happily ever after. Obviously, the only reason he rejected your proposal was because he doesn't love you, and not for the sake of being respected among the human nobility and protecting you and himself from assassination attempts. How rude of him.
...
More King-speak followed while she seethed and...hurt. She was SO embarrassed. Shut down by him in front of everyone. And now she had to mingle.
What better way to propose to the new king than with the entire damn country as an audience, amirite?
She decides to rebound with Zevran.
"Very well. Please, lay down on your stomach," he said, moving to the bed and pulling back the covers.
...
Pleased, he smiled and bent to continue his progress. Kissing her lower back, he smoothly reached up her stomach for her breast with one hand and found his way into her heat with the other.
That sounds a little difficult if she's laying on her stomach.
His thumb circled her clit with skill. Her breath hitched as he gazed...something...inside her. Soon she was grinding herself deeper to his touch.
Then he suddenly exited.
Exited...her clitoris? I'm not really sure when he entered her vagina... or if the author thinks the clitoris is inside the vagina...
With a lick up her ear that made her shudder, he retreated to position himself at her center and slowly entered.
Her center...? So he put his dick in her bellybutton? That's a deep inny.
Whhhy....? D: