Weep for the English language
I was thinking of doing a search of 'grammar', to see what truly sucked out there in the good 'ole pit. Then I realised that anyone with bad grammar also doesn't know how to spell it. So I searched for the other one. I wouldn't recommend trying to read any of these.
Sporking's in bold. Though there isn't really much sporking going on, I just wanted to share my sadness with you.
THE MATRIX:
Twintry Grammar
Country Grammer by Nelly, as interpreted by The Twins...
One right, one wrong spelling of grammar. At least there's a token effort.
NARUTO:
sasodei
this is a sasori deidara smut ! dont likey dont readey i cant spell and my grammer sucks if you cant stand things writen with bad grammer and spelling dont read !
I wouldn't be so mad at this one, just wouldn't read it, if this didn't seem to be the staple summary for this author. There were three in succession that all said the same thing. I found the first entry with this kind of summary as well:
kakuhidan
this is a pointless smut i cant spell and my grammer sucks if you cant stand things writen with bad grammer and spelling dont read ! because of some idiot i no longer alow people to review who are not sighned in sorry if this courses any problems
FLAMED!
future » by angle-of-love22
no humans and no rule just fight to live or be kill its that easy grammer well suck, sorry
Noooo. What does this say? Even the author name is spelt wrong, from what I imagine. No one wants to be an angle of love (and apparently there are more, if they needed to put 22 at the end)
DIGIMON:
I Am Not...
A poem by Tai. There is some bad grammer and spelling bot it's deep
STAR WARS:
Dining Disaster
Mishap at the Jedi Temple dining hall. this is updated to fix some grammer.
HARRY POTTER:
what should be, will be
H/G .......... I fixed up most of the grammer and spelling errors.
violet spring's
it is a really good story i have looked at my grammer
Well... As long as you've looked at it, that's okay, right?
Speling and Grammer
Lily Evans is relly, very, extremely bored. So bored she doesnt bother to corect the auther on speling and grammer. So bored she recroots James Potter to entertane her. [oneshot] NOTE: SPELLING AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES ARE THERE ON PURPOSE!
Oh lol. This one has 20 reviews!
LORD OF THE RINGS:
The Witch King Candleholder
Just read it....improved for you format/grammer freaks
Grammar freaks, okay. But format freaks? If no one can read your story, what's the point in posting it at all?
LAW AND ORDER:
PICNIC
This takes place after fault like two years after it...sorry for any grammer!
Apologies for using grammer? Well, that's a start
TWILIGHT:
All I Need
edwards family are dissaproving but is one decision worth their dissprovment? this is the improved version with spelling and grammer thankyou
If this is improved, I shudder to think of what the original was like.
WINX CLUB:
the new Begging
dont bother reading it bad spelling grammer taking of when i get the chanse
Is this meant to be reverse psychology? How hard is it to delete a story?
It makes me weep, to see so many people saying sorry for bad spelling/grammar, but choosing to do nothing about it. It kinda cancels out the apology, seeing as how there are so many ways to get around it - even ms word has a halfway decent spellchecker that would at least pick up 'grammer'. And beta-readers are not an endangered species.
Sporking's in bold. Though there isn't really much sporking going on, I just wanted to share my sadness with you.
THE MATRIX:
Twintry Grammar
Country Grammer by Nelly, as interpreted by The Twins...
One right, one wrong spelling of grammar. At least there's a token effort.
NARUTO:
sasodei
this is a sasori deidara smut ! dont likey dont readey i cant spell and my grammer sucks if you cant stand things writen with bad grammer and spelling dont read !
I wouldn't be so mad at this one, just wouldn't read it, if this didn't seem to be the staple summary for this author. There were three in succession that all said the same thing. I found the first entry with this kind of summary as well:
kakuhidan
this is a pointless smut i cant spell and my grammer sucks if you cant stand things writen with bad grammer and spelling dont read ! because of some idiot i no longer alow people to review who are not sighned in sorry if this courses any problems
FLAMED!
future » by angle-of-love22
no humans and no rule just fight to live or be kill its that easy grammer well suck, sorry
Noooo. What does this say? Even the author name is spelt wrong, from what I imagine. No one wants to be an angle of love (and apparently there are more, if they needed to put 22 at the end)
DIGIMON:
I Am Not...
A poem by Tai. There is some bad grammer and spelling bot it's deep
STAR WARS:
Dining Disaster
Mishap at the Jedi Temple dining hall. this is updated to fix some grammer.
HARRY POTTER:
what should be, will be
H/G .......... I fixed up most of the grammer and spelling errors.
violet spring's
it is a really good story i have looked at my grammer
Well... As long as you've looked at it, that's okay, right?
Speling and Grammer
Lily Evans is relly, very, extremely bored. So bored she doesnt bother to corect the auther on speling and grammer. So bored she recroots James Potter to entertane her. [oneshot] NOTE: SPELLING AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES ARE THERE ON PURPOSE!
Oh lol. This one has 20 reviews!
LORD OF THE RINGS:
The Witch King Candleholder
Just read it....improved for you format/grammer freaks
Grammar freaks, okay. But format freaks? If no one can read your story, what's the point in posting it at all?
LAW AND ORDER:
PICNIC
This takes place after fault like two years after it...sorry for any grammer!
Apologies for using grammer? Well, that's a start
TWILIGHT:
All I Need
edwards family are dissaproving but is one decision worth their dissprovment? this is the improved version with spelling and grammer thankyou
If this is improved, I shudder to think of what the original was like.
WINX CLUB:
the new Begging
dont bother reading it bad spelling grammer taking of when i get the chanse
Is this meant to be reverse psychology? How hard is it to delete a story?
It makes me weep, to see so many people saying sorry for bad spelling/grammar, but choosing to do nothing about it. It kinda cancels out the apology, seeing as how there are so many ways to get around it - even ms word has a halfway decent spellchecker that would at least pick up 'grammer'. And beta-readers are not an endangered species.