I was going to go to bed but

[bialy_lally]

This wasn't going to spork itself.

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[corrakun]

...for what it's worth, my little sister's nerdy friends were writing fanfic when they were in like grade 7. so it may not be much of a stretch.

i checked out the author's other fics and good god, i really don't think this is a troll. now i feel bad for laughing at So, I did what Jesus would do

[corrakun]

ALSO, IS FF.NET BEING OVERRUN BY 10 YEAR OLDS? I'M GETTING SO SCARED READING HER REVIEWS.

[bialy_lally]

I KNOW. I KNOW RIGHT. I saw 14 reviews and was like "they'll be calling her out, right? Right?" BUT THEY WEREN'T.

I know I used to write stories when I was about eight, and I must have started on fanfic about 12. But good God. I have read stories from a dyslexic six year old in my mother's class that honestly had a tighter storyline. And less pointless swearing.

[corrakun]

...well. i keep looking for YA DUN GOOFED somewhere in the fics/ reviews.

[corrakun]

she's 11 btw

[bialy_lally]

No, no, it's totally okay, her dad backtraced them, remember? Jessi's cool now.

It's not like she was on a webcam site flirting an hour after her breakdown vid or anything.

[dandywonderous]

Oh good, otherwise I was gonna be REALLY worried about the fate of humanity. O.O

THESE ARE THE FUTURE PARENTS OF THE PEOPLE WHO WILL BE RUNNING THE WORLD WHEN I AM OLD AND CRUSTY. TAT

[eerised_da]

Oh dear god. That little girl has problems.

Serious. Serious. Fucking. Problems.

She just goes on and on and on. She is so... full of herself in a totally self-conscious way. And all in the whiniest little voice. Why is she so sad?

Why do eleven years old talk like this? I'm twenty-one. My ears are burning. Oh, dear god.

[corrakun]

...D: I'm 15, and I've never had a boyfriend and I don't even have my ears pierced.
Her voice hurts my ears. TT^TT
How can she so causally wish AIDS on people who don't like her videos...?

[dandywonderous]

THAT REVIEW.
WITH THE ICE CREAM.
WHYYYYYYYY WOULD YOU CASUALLY SUGGEST THAT!?! *sobs*

[bialy_lally]

I'm worried that people actually think it's good. Especially seeing as I'm reading an AWESOME story at the moment with only barely more reviews. It breaks my heart.

Also, JESSI! I was foolish to think of children as innocent.

Seriously, I'm not even twenty, and I'm starting to feel OLD. I think ten year olds are lewder than I am.

[dandywonderous]

Same here. I'm almost nineteen, and I stare at these younger kids and think, "At your age I was playing Pokemon and afraid of cooties." T_T

[bialy_lally]

I know! When I was ten, it was all about who would trade me a Zapdos card. I feel so out of touch. I mean, she wants to RAPE L. Not just have sex with him, but RAPE him. This ten year old girl (presumably) has neutralised the idea of rape into something funny and cute. She equates desire with taking someone against their will. I know it's just a silly fanfic but...dude.

[jackbotsattack]

I pretended to be Zapdos on the playground. Or Meowth, he was my favorite. ^^ And I hate how people just throw that word around, like rape is totally okay. I know people are just kidding, but what if the person you're talking casually to about raping someone had been raped themselves? That would be horrible.

AND THIS BRINGS ME BACK TO THE ICE CREAM REQUEST. Also, why do people think finding someone post-rape makes for good romance fic? I mean, I've read plenty of post-rape stories, but they were hurt/comfort or revenge, not, "ZOMG, SRY UR DAD RAEPD U, LET'S MAKE OUT, LOL!" Sigh...

[dandywonderous]

*blinks at her comment*

Deeeerp, forgot I was in my RP journal, sorry about that...