Why do characters love Jerk Sues?
I told myself I wouldn’t spork again for at least another couple of weeks, but this one is a case of both Mary Sue and a bit of plagiarism. Seriously, I was… oi.
No She DID NOT Just Fall Into One Piece
'Really, he just goes to sleep at random moments and nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, can wake him. It SUCKS. I was half tempted to poor some of the boiling water onto his stomach, but I had a feeling that he might killing me for it, so I decided against it.'
Zoro isn’t narcoleptic. Just thought I’d point that out.
Okay, so short story short, the main character is a Jerk Sue girl named Miki who apparently has Fairy Godparents or something. And she’s from the angsty real world. And she controls water. And she’s ridiculously unlikeable, but the Strawhats love her anyways. Yeah.
"Miki!" Nami's voice called, sounding extremely panicky. "Get out here quick!"
I sighed again, wondering what got her panties in a bunch.
What is up with Sues hating on Nami? Poor Nami…
"Is there something we can help you with officers?" asked Robin.
'ya, like THAT is gonna do anything' I thought as did an eye roll.
NO ONE INSULTS ROBIN-CHAN! NO ONE! *goes on a rampage*
Then she’s acting all bratty and stuff while the random Marines are holding the Strawhats at gunpoint. Apparently they’re helpless and can’t do anything. Oh boy.
'Okay, I wish for super inhuman speed so that the human eye will not be able to follow my movements'
Haxxor Sue!1!!omg!
"How-how d-did you g-get their?" stuttered some of the marines.
All of the Straw hat pirates were looking at me wide eyed, mouth gaping, excluding Luffy who was grinning with stars in his eyes said, "So cool, Miki that was totally awesome, how did you do that?"
She used the powers that all Mary Sues have stored in their watermelon boobs.
Listen you could be doing 20 years in prison, killed a hundred people, be the baddest person in the world, but is a 300 pound ship suddenly, *snaps fingers*, just blasts into the skye at the speed of 150 miles an hour, ah whoo, I was gay for 5 seconds.
I was gay for 5 seconds.
I think that calls for an icon. Anyone?
I'm not a screamer, but the minute that thing hit the air I was all like, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" OOOOOO MYYYYYYYYYY FREAKINNNNNNNNNNNG GOOOOOOOOOOOD!" I had such an adrenaline rush.
SHUUUUUUT UUUUUUPPPP!!!!
Okay, here’s where the plagiarism starts. The original text from Pumpkin Zucchini’s story (Panties) is in the bold/italics beside this guy’s text.
At this I noticed Brooke, who carefully adjusted the hat precariously balanced on his afro. He cleared his throat and picked his nose to confirm that there wasn't any snot hanging out (because that would just be ungentlemanly). After dusting off his suit, he approached me.
Brook carefully adjusted the hat precariously balanced on his afro. He cleared his throat and picked his nose to confirm that there wasn't any snot hanging out (because that would just be ungentlemanly). After dusting off his suit, he approached the sunbathing figure lounging on a deck chair.
For some reason I immediately stiffened at the sound of those dress shoes tapping across the deck. My fists clenched and I tried not to sigh in annoyance.
Nami immediately stiffened at the sound of dress shoes tapping across the deck. Her fists clenched and she tried not to sigh in annoyance.
"Good afternoon, Miss Miki. If it would be no trouble, may I see your panties?" Brook politely asked, bowing.
"Good afternoon, Miss Nami. If it would be no trouble, may I see your panties?" Brook politely asked, bowing.
I stood upright and whipped my head around. "I'M NOT WEARING PANTIES RIGHT NOW, YOU DUMBASS!" I immediately clapped a hand over her mouth when I realized my mistake (although it was technically true, since I was in a bikini).
Nami sat upright and tore her sunglasses off. "I'M NOT WEARING PANTIES RIGHT NOW, YOU DUMBASS!" She immediately clapped a hand over her mouth when she realized her mistake (although it was technically true, since she was in her bikini).
"Yohohoho!" Brook got a nosebleed.
"Yohohoho!" Brook got a nosebleed.
Wow. That’s low.
It was basically a copy+paste with a few edits.
*sigh*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! WHAT IS THAT ? "I screeched as Robin stood at the foot of her bed holding a book in one hand and a huge , terrifying looking green and white spider in the other.
"Well, it's a spider Miki-san."
I admit, this part of the story was actually good. Except Miki Sue was still being annoying and bratty.
"He was under your bed. He's a very rare breed of spiders. According to this book, it seems to stalk its pray, waiting for them to fall asleep, then painfully paralyses them so they can't escape , draining them of the blood then through the throat , makes its way to the brain to eat it and take shelter in the newly empty skull." Robin calmly said, sipping her coffee.
The author actually wrote something GOOD! (Unless this part is also plagiarized from some other story, which I really hope it isn’t).
It was a picture of a young, hot as hell, black-haired man (Ace) with fire streaming from his hands and shoulders. He grinned devilishly at the camera.
The best thing about him was his chest.
'Oh god, I counted all six to make sure they were there.'
Wait what? Ace has six chests? WTF…
"It's mine!" Nami yelled, pulling the poster toward her.
"No it's mine!" I yelled, pulling the poster toward me.
"Let go!" We both shouted in unison.
I looked down at the paper in my hand and screamed loudly.
It ripped. Fail.
Why do I have the bad feeling that the Robin/spider part was plagiarized from another story...?