Zelda... you look so... um.
On a Legend of Zelda kick, because I can never make up my mind as to what fandom I'm in at the moment. Being a Shiek fan, I put him into the filter and found a few fics that made me smile. Then I found one that was marked as Tragedy/Romance. Oooh, this could be good! So I clicked on "Becoming Shiek" by The waisted penguin. At first it wasn't too bad, a few typos, some messing with the names of the universe, but not bad. Except, that it seemed to be humor, not so much tragedy. I made it to the third chapter before being convinced that it was post worthy. Spork in bold. And a slight warning, it is a bit NSFW!
"Impa, why is it so hard to just stay out of it?" I asked not letting tears fall from my flooded eyes. "I just think being a princess is not what it said to be right now."
"Zelda, what more can we do. We are trying to save Hyrule not just give you up so that Ganondorf can get his hands on anything he wants." Impa sternly answered. "Look Link is trying his hardest what more can a little boy do. He must be a little older now I mean you certainly have changed haven't you."
I looked down on the body I found more developed than I remembered. "This is hopeless I need to do something to help. He might be trapped, maybe. Or even dead. We never know." I said shivering.
Aww, Zelda's worried about Link! Not bad so far, though you'd think that a princess would be aware of how she looks. She decides that she's going to ask Impa to turn her into a man so she can go spy on Link.
Hours it seems, even days maybe I was in my slumber. I blinked slowly at first and looked around. I was very cold. The weather didn't seem to change mush but I seemed colder than I could remember. I ran quickly to the bathroom. I looked at my nude body and let out a large yelp. A low, deep yes very deep yelp. Impa came in as fast as she could, "What is it Princess. " she yelled.
I was hidden to hide my nudeness. "No." I said wit my new male voice. "Not Princess. Shiekah." I finished. Revealing myself.
"Oh my, Zelda. It worked."
"You think!" I yelled. "I have a penis!"
I died.
"Well?" I asked.
"You look like a real Shiekah. Not bad. You look really buff, Zelda."
I giggled. "Yeah, funny."
"Yeah, you can't do that any more. The giggling has got to stop."
I nodded very seriously. "Impa?"
"Yes Princess?"
"What do I do when I have to…. Well you know."
"You know what to do Zelda. You're a boy now, it should just come naturally. I think."
"You think?" I said.
"You know that sounds really funny coming out of you. You look like a boy and your asking me what to do when you have to go to the bathroom."
Sorry Zelda, it's a magical boy thing. We can't give you our secret. It just comes naturally. You're a fake member of the Member Club. Get out. Chapter two!
It was only seconds later when I was ambushed. A rope was thrown around my neck and I was pulled backwards. Instinctively I threw my hand up to my neck to try to free myself. It was helpless, I thought for sure they were going to jump me but I later found out that they really wanted to kidnap me. Did they know I was Zelda or was the young Shiekah what they were after?
Hours Later the men through me before there "master." It was Him. Ganondorf himself sat in front of me and chuckled. "A Shiekah?" He asked. "I asked for a princess not a young Shiekah boy." Ganondorf yelled. "Oh well. Execute him." I struggled around to free my mouth.
"Oh Lord Ganondorf." I said in my strange voice. "I have much to offer to you. I am the best Shiekah in our tribe. A master in training. Please allow me to find you what you're looking for. It's not the princess you want. It's the boy."
Some master you are, getting caught. If I were Ganondorf I'd laugh and kill you for making your ego look bigger than it really is. And ouch, cold. Poor Link.
I waited and wondered what when my Link, the one risking his Life to save his people and at the same time me, would awake.
It seemed like it was taking way to long. I fell tired eventually too and curled up in the coroner. I remembered the conversation I had with Impa, about not knowing what to do when I needed to use the restroom. She never really answered my question but I understand now what she meant by it would come naturally. Though it was still very uncomfortable to talk about because I am not used to having a… a … a penis…
I wanted Him to wake up all ready I didn't even know what I was waiting for. Is there some sort of moment when he will get up and then leave what is he waiting for.
I remember closing my eyes once and opening them with Link wide-awake and talking to that fairy of his. I stood up and walked towards him. He looks nothing like he used to. I thought. "Hello, Link. I am Shiek Savor of the Shiekahs." I greeted.
I told you Zelda, it's a magical secret. Your dick isn't real, I can't tell you! And wow, again with the ego. Chapter three!
"You think." I said. "I thought my face was really girly looking."
"No, you look like a boy, but that boy looks like you. Or you look like the boy." Ganondorf said. "Come, I am sure you are in need of hospitality. Not that I am one to greet. But since you actually did something, you can come in." I walked into the castle feeling I great need of a shower. I could only imagine how Link felt. Ganondorf himself showed me around. "Shiek, you are welcome to anything here. There is a bathroom down the hall if you are need of a shower."
"Okay." I said trying to act like a villain. I escorted myself to the bathroom. Boy's bathroom. I walked in the doors and saw four urinals on the wall. Nearly gagging at the sight, I walked towards the shower. I striped the clothes off my being and piled them on the floor. I shook my head after carefully removing my headdress. I know I had to make this quick if I wanted to beat link to the forest. I didn't want to see my own self but I didn't really have a choice being in a room of mirrors. It took me this whole time to notice that I have had such a skinny little body, and disproportionate muscles. My legs were so thin and my arms and chest were so muscular. I stepped into the shower and eased the water on. I couldn't help but feel watched. I wondered if Ganondorf had cameras in this place. It probably looked real funny when I was looking at myself.
I showered quickly and forced the clothes on my wet sticky body. I reminded myself to be really careful in my genital area because I was not use to my own body yet. I couldn't shove clothes as fast as I could before without hurting myself.
And that's as far as I could read. Showers? Cameras?! And now she's the Governator with twig legs. What happened to the dainty little Sheik that the player knew right away was Zelda? And no, Zelda, it didn't seem odd that you were looking at yourself. It's again a guy thing. We stand in front of the mirror and flex muscles that don't exist. You don't look odd, trust me. And who would put clothes on when they are still wet? Ever heard of a towel? You didn't do too well, you're still sticky. This has to be written by a girl. And yes, part of chapter four!
He never has any trouble learning music, he really has a talent. I only made me fancy him more. "Very good I said." Allowing him to laugh. I chuckled with him. I knew he would get a kick out of being pre-schooled. "Well, there is a tough battle before you. Be careful."
"What?" He asked. "You know what never mind."
I leaped away from the beautiful boy. It was really hard just to ignore his indifferent attitude. I hated going "hard" over a boy. Scratch that I hated going "hard" Period.
No words can describe this. No words what-so-ever.
"Impa, why is it so hard to just stay out of it?" I asked not letting tears fall from my flooded eyes. "I just think being a princess is not what it said to be right now."
"Zelda, what more can we do. We are trying to save Hyrule not just give you up so that Ganondorf can get his hands on anything he wants." Impa sternly answered. "Look Link is trying his hardest what more can a little boy do. He must be a little older now I mean you certainly have changed haven't you."
I looked down on the body I found more developed than I remembered. "This is hopeless I need to do something to help. He might be trapped, maybe. Or even dead. We never know." I said shivering.
Aww, Zelda's worried about Link! Not bad so far, though you'd think that a princess would be aware of how she looks. She decides that she's going to ask Impa to turn her into a man so she can go spy on Link.
Hours it seems, even days maybe I was in my slumber. I blinked slowly at first and looked around. I was very cold. The weather didn't seem to change mush but I seemed colder than I could remember. I ran quickly to the bathroom. I looked at my nude body and let out a large yelp. A low, deep yes very deep yelp. Impa came in as fast as she could, "What is it Princess. " she yelled.
I was hidden to hide my nudeness. "No." I said wit my new male voice. "Not Princess. Shiekah." I finished. Revealing myself.
"Oh my, Zelda. It worked."
"You think!" I yelled. "I have a penis!"
I died.
"Well?" I asked.
"You look like a real Shiekah. Not bad. You look really buff, Zelda."
I giggled. "Yeah, funny."
"Yeah, you can't do that any more. The giggling has got to stop."
I nodded very seriously. "Impa?"
"Yes Princess?"
"What do I do when I have to…. Well you know."
"You know what to do Zelda. You're a boy now, it should just come naturally. I think."
"You think?" I said.
"You know that sounds really funny coming out of you. You look like a boy and your asking me what to do when you have to go to the bathroom."
Sorry Zelda, it's a magical boy thing. We can't give you our secret. It just comes naturally. You're a fake member of the Member Club. Get out. Chapter two!
It was only seconds later when I was ambushed. A rope was thrown around my neck and I was pulled backwards. Instinctively I threw my hand up to my neck to try to free myself. It was helpless, I thought for sure they were going to jump me but I later found out that they really wanted to kidnap me. Did they know I was Zelda or was the young Shiekah what they were after?
Hours Later the men through me before there "master." It was Him. Ganondorf himself sat in front of me and chuckled. "A Shiekah?" He asked. "I asked for a princess not a young Shiekah boy." Ganondorf yelled. "Oh well. Execute him." I struggled around to free my mouth.
"Oh Lord Ganondorf." I said in my strange voice. "I have much to offer to you. I am the best Shiekah in our tribe. A master in training. Please allow me to find you what you're looking for. It's not the princess you want. It's the boy."
Some master you are, getting caught. If I were Ganondorf I'd laugh and kill you for making your ego look bigger than it really is. And ouch, cold. Poor Link.
I waited and wondered what when my Link, the one risking his Life to save his people and at the same time me, would awake.
It seemed like it was taking way to long. I fell tired eventually too and curled up in the coroner. I remembered the conversation I had with Impa, about not knowing what to do when I needed to use the restroom. She never really answered my question but I understand now what she meant by it would come naturally. Though it was still very uncomfortable to talk about because I am not used to having a… a … a penis…
I wanted Him to wake up all ready I didn't even know what I was waiting for. Is there some sort of moment when he will get up and then leave what is he waiting for.
I remember closing my eyes once and opening them with Link wide-awake and talking to that fairy of his. I stood up and walked towards him. He looks nothing like he used to. I thought. "Hello, Link. I am Shiek Savor of the Shiekahs." I greeted.
I told you Zelda, it's a magical secret. Your dick isn't real, I can't tell you! And wow, again with the ego. Chapter three!
"You think." I said. "I thought my face was really girly looking."
"No, you look like a boy, but that boy looks like you. Or you look like the boy." Ganondorf said. "Come, I am sure you are in need of hospitality. Not that I am one to greet. But since you actually did something, you can come in." I walked into the castle feeling I great need of a shower. I could only imagine how Link felt. Ganondorf himself showed me around. "Shiek, you are welcome to anything here. There is a bathroom down the hall if you are need of a shower."
"Okay." I said trying to act like a villain. I escorted myself to the bathroom. Boy's bathroom. I walked in the doors and saw four urinals on the wall. Nearly gagging at the sight, I walked towards the shower. I striped the clothes off my being and piled them on the floor. I shook my head after carefully removing my headdress. I know I had to make this quick if I wanted to beat link to the forest. I didn't want to see my own self but I didn't really have a choice being in a room of mirrors. It took me this whole time to notice that I have had such a skinny little body, and disproportionate muscles. My legs were so thin and my arms and chest were so muscular. I stepped into the shower and eased the water on. I couldn't help but feel watched. I wondered if Ganondorf had cameras in this place. It probably looked real funny when I was looking at myself.
I showered quickly and forced the clothes on my wet sticky body. I reminded myself to be really careful in my genital area because I was not use to my own body yet. I couldn't shove clothes as fast as I could before without hurting myself.
And that's as far as I could read. Showers? Cameras?! And now she's the Governator with twig legs. What happened to the dainty little Sheik that the player knew right away was Zelda? And no, Zelda, it didn't seem odd that you were looking at yourself. It's again a guy thing. We stand in front of the mirror and flex muscles that don't exist. You don't look odd, trust me. And who would put clothes on when they are still wet? Ever heard of a towel? You didn't do too well, you're still sticky. This has to be written by a girl. And yes, part of chapter four!
He never has any trouble learning music, he really has a talent. I only made me fancy him more. "Very good I said." Allowing him to laugh. I chuckled with him. I knew he would get a kick out of being pre-schooled. "Well, there is a tough battle before you. Be careful."
"What?" He asked. "You know what never mind."
I leaped away from the beautiful boy. It was really hard just to ignore his indifferent attitude. I hated going "hard" over a boy. Scratch that I hated going "hard" Period.
No words can describe this. No words what-so-ever.