[At first, there seems to be no video, just blank white. Then, with some rustling, a letter comes into focus. A large Cloister Black letter. But it is not an L.
It is a
J.
And then, the speaking starts. Kinda high-pitched, kinda scratchy, undeniably annoying American.]
HOLLA!
Soooo, everyone's like, wondering what's up with all the family just showing up, right? And no one remembers the rest of us, huh? Well. I have been detecting~ the possible reasons for that. And here's what I've come up with.
You've all been mindwiped by the Author into forgetting us. SADFACE!
But. Don't fear. The best way to battle this is to get to know your visitor again. Don't fight it. Maybe spending some quality time together will jog your memory! I know that's what I'm doing with my dear sweet brother.
[That's when the big black J shakes and falls off the screen -- well, the whole paper that was being held up in front of the screen, in fact. Beyond it is a heavily makeuped girl with black/pink hair and bright aquamarine eyes. She is also covered in tattoos because she is oh so ~*~edgy~*~. She gives a happy giggle, because there is the sound of a door opening.
Then, there is a very firm L's voice demanding, "Turn the camera off." Some random scuffling ensues, and the feed cuts out.]