One shot | Network/phone post

Dec 11, 2011 21:49

[There is some fumbling around as the owner of the phone is mucking with the buttons. There is a bit of voice heard, but no visual.]

Ah, now would you look at this archaic old thingamajig. Is it supposed to be a computer? Perhaps a phone... Oh bother- I think the fucking thing is on.

[Abruptly it cuts off there before the post resumed this time ( Read more... )

plot: talent swap, comment: dave strider, jake english, comment: jake english

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hdu don't reply to me with text!!! toocoolfor December 13 2011, 03:40:11 UTC
pda
phone
computer
camera
whatever the hell you want it to be
would say you could browse the web on the fuckers
but this place has zero wifi
zero internet

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NOPE suffer SUFFER AHAHAHAHA /hussie laugh goodboybestshot December 13 2011, 03:42:31 UTC
Thats no good. How in the friggen heck am i supposed to get into contact with my friends then??

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ROOD!!! toocoolfor December 13 2011, 03:46:24 UTC
you either hope they show up and get stuck in the furnished handbasket right alongside you
or you
you know
dont

at least not through any methods that this place provides
so best get to tinkering just like nanna

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u mad goodboybestshot December 13 2011, 03:57:34 UTC
As much of a rip-snorter of a time i think i would have with my friends on an adventure i really need to find my way back home.
I have a whole bushel of shenanigans i have to get up to and not a moment to spare!

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jake mad toocoolfor December 13 2011, 04:02:15 UTC
running theme with the manors residents i figure
cause hey as much of a vacation as me and the chums needed
this aint exactly my exact choice of a vacation spot bro
lil too permanent for my tastes and a bit too cracked out

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Re: jake mad goodboybestshot December 13 2011, 04:12:31 UTC
Agreed. This inter-dimensiwhosiwhatsit could have picked a frightfully better time.
As far as i know the world is ending today and i have a robotical weapons of mass destruction-toting rabbit to complete.

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toocoolfor December 13 2011, 04:13:22 UTC
[ Wait. ]

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toocoolfor December 13 2011, 04:16:20 UTC
with an atom symbol on its chest?

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goodboybestshot December 13 2011, 04:21:15 UTC
The ...very one.
How the dickens did you know that?

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toocoolfor December 13 2011, 04:22:59 UTC
time shenanigans

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goodboybestshot December 13 2011, 04:29:34 UTC
Time...
No shit?
Does that mean you met with dear mr. kiser some time in the past? Are you from the past?? Do you know my grandmother??? Or john????

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toocoolfor December 13 2011, 04:35:27 UTC
down boy down
im gonna take a wild guess from the tinkering shit that your granny is jade through
fuck if i know time/space and ectobiological shenanigans of some kind
always with the shenanigans

damn right i know john though
good derp best bro
pretty sure if you named the rabbit kiser whatever hes since renamed it/him/her
goddamn brave rabbit no matter the name/gender
i say this completely unironically

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goodboybestshot December 13 2011, 04:56:24 UTC
Yes! Jade is my grandmother! And it occurs to me belatedly that i might have kept my lips zippered about that particular detail but fuck me if im not ecstatic right now.

This is so exciting! Ive heard so much about john through jade. Im glad he was of help too...

Forgive me but are you someone who partakes in the art of irony? You reminded me of my best chum just now.

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toocoolfor December 13 2011, 05:10:51 UTC
shh only q&a time now
i mean girl probably knows everything from her narcoleptic fits so whatever
as long as we dont exchange too many major details the timelinell be fine
well overall be fine
not like we can really do much with the information at the moment anyways
being stuck here in all

long as you prove not to be a creeper you could possibly even meet him
who knows

perhaps
there are many who follow the sacred practice of irony
though few understand it
and even fewer can truly master it

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goodboybestshot December 13 2011, 05:28:37 UTC
Right o! Details must be kept to a minimum. That doesnt mean we cant exchange names and niceties though! You can call me jake! Or j. Or even english i am not a picky fellow.

You have my utmost sincerest promise that i am not in any shape or form of the creeping variety.

Jumping jehoshaphat youre a friggin strider arent you.

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toocoolfor December 13 2011, 05:35:20 UTC
you had damn well better not be english
if you were then wed have a few problems
knights arent really keen on their heirs meeting creepers
even if said heirs are kind of massive derps who dont realize when people are creepers
or if they are they get all of the chances in the world from them

ah
the one name that is whispered throughout the world
the surname so closely affiliated with irony that one cannot exist without the other

yeah im a strider

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