Everything gets stranger in the first few chapters || Chapter 2|| [In Person]
[Well, this is new.
If it wasn't bad enough waking up in Germany, with no way to get home. Now he's...this thing.
At least he floats? That's sort of cool. Thankfully, Ryan and Esposito aren't here to see this. What the hell is he anyway? Some weird balloon thing, all the things the others would say about that. His ego...inflating...deflating.. Yeah.. Castle is so glad he isn't home. Although, if he was he wouldn't be whatever he is..]
Pbbbbbt...
[Even better. He makes noises!. That is going to be fantastic! It's a good thing he's easily amused or else he might be more panicked.]