[In Person]

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[As for a certain detective? Well, last night was the first quiet night in a while for a lot of people, and the Detective Duo were no exception; between injuries and exhaustion, they've crashed hard.]

[This morning, on the couch in the main hall? Saguru and Heiji are both passed out; Saguru sprawled on the couch and Heiji draped over him and the

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[pallasthetennyo]

[ Well --- she guessed this answered the question what the detective was doing all week. He'd been on a date with his boyfriend getting himself in trouble. Like the time during that fears week.

When Heiji moved --- and now it looked almost like the were cuddling. And because Chidori is an average teenage girl --- she actually enjoyed boys' love, she found this amusing. ]

Hehhhh~ Chidori didn't know you swing that way, Heiji.

Hnmm... his friend is kind of cute too.

[ Suddenly, she grins and races up to her room and returned with a camera in her hands. Because Chidori is evil --- she begins taking pictures of the two boys in the most awkward and suggestive angles and positions possible. ]

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[Hakuba, meanwhile, is just as bleary and all, but a couple years now of chasing Kid and getting repeatedly humiliated have given him a sort of reflexive recognition of the sound of a camera shutter as "WHUPS TIME TO WAKE UP".]

[And that IS worth a moment of blinking muzzily a couple times, and then trying to sit up in spite of the Osakan with a small strangled noise.]

GAH! It's not what it looks like-

[pallasthetennyo]

[ Just when Chidori was about to get a shot of them that looked like a romantic embrace --- Heiji's friend woke up. The shot came out blurry and she screamed, completely ignoring Hakuba. All she was thinking of was how much she could get for a photo like that --- maybe.

It was a few moments before she finally remembered Hakuba. And when she did, she gave him a sweet and innocent smile. ]

Good morning!

Ah ... don't let me disturb you. Go on!

[ She's just a cute and innocent kid ... with a camera. No secret agendas here. ]

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['And care' eh? That elbow pretty well interrupted whatever Hakuba might've been about to say, which's probably a good thing, since he wasn't quite awake enough to censor his normal reaction to cameras at a time like this.]

[No, instead, there's another squawk as he's drug off the couch flailing, and ending up all the more tangled for it, and probably still on the bottom.]

[pallasthetennyo]

[ The boys were now on the floor --- and still Heiji was sprawled on top of Hakuba. ] Hey, that is a pretty good shot.

[ Without a pause, she took a photo of that scene before they could say anything. It really pays to have a camera in times like this. When she was done --- she gave another sweet smile and said --- ] Thank you! Heiji, could you lower your head a bit? Just a bit?

Uke - kun! A little more 'suki' in your eyes, please?

[ To Chidori --- Hakuba is Uke and Heiji is Seme. ]

[ ooc: ...what am I writing?! I am so sorry Heiji and Hakuba! ]

[kansai_ahou]

*you get a few seconds of free obedience as Heiji's brain is rattled to the point where words don't exist.

Then he's going to eat your camera. :|*

((ooc: I'm DYING. Oh my god! XDDDDD))

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[Hakuba, however, isn't nearly so cooperative and is much more used to fangirls, such that you get about the opposite of obedience; if anything, the camera is getting a glare with the Burning Hatred of a Thousand Fiery Desert Suns. As soon as Heiji's moving to attack the camera, he's going to shift AWAY, sitting up and dusting off his shoulders indignantly and still giving that glare.]

[There is exactly one thing saving your life right now, and that's Baaya's conditioning and the fact that you're tiny and female. And Female. And therefore he is basically psychologically incapable of harming you unless you were to come after him with a knife. But OH does he wish he could.]

((OOC: MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING. XD ILU MICHI.))

[pallasthetennyo]

Kyah! M-my camera! Chidori's camera!

[ Oh, poor Chidori. She --- she is near tears. Do you see those watery droplets? Heiji is so mean. You made her cry. With her feelings hurt, her knees become weak and dropped to the floor. ]

Chidori's --- camera....

[ She was saying this between sobs and sniffling. You two should be ashamed of yourselves. Making a little girl cry like this. Shame! Though she is technically in high school. ]

[ ooc: I am actually dying too. I am not a shounenai fan. But lol this is so funny. ]

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[The camera is unharmed, and the grumpy detective is unmoved; not only does he have fangirls of his own that've worn him to cynical nubs, he's been chasing Kid, and had his fangirl-horde triple plus Kid's own fangirls, and believe me, HE KNOWS FANDOM. So, the Glare of a Thousand Burning Suns isn't ... really moved.]

Can you delete some of those?

((OOC: Hakuba protests this shipping and says his life is complicated enough. He also wants to know how he apparently became my most shipped muse and is griping that this kind of thing doesn't happen to anyone else here. I, however, am finding this hilarious and think it's incredibly entertaining. The brat's kind-of bi/pan anyway.))

[pallasthetennyo]

[ Seeing that her tears were of no use, she stops, gives a 'hmph!' and crosses her arms. And her acting was perfect too. But if it wasn't going to work --- then she wasn't wasting tears. Finally giving a determined look. ]

No way! That's my camera.

And those shots are brilliant! [ Pointing to Heiji's extremely red face ---- ] See! Even Seme-chan thinks so! He is pink with happiness.

[ Actually... he was red but Chidori was not going to admit that. ]

[ ooc: Chidori ships this. Loooool Blackmail. Expect blackmail in the future. Haku-chan makes things like this easy! <3 ]

[kansai_ahou]

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[Sadly with Hakuba, it wouldn't have mattered either way - he has made fangirls cry before. Left a few with permanent mental scars, too.]

I believe that's called "embarassment", and believe me, this is not a Relationship.

((OOC: Hakuba hates us all. I encourage annoying him more with this; at least he's fairly resilient to blackmail - though you might get mileage out of confusing Aoko. :D ))

[pallasthetennyo]

[ At first she was furious when Heiji pocketed her camera! Then she paused and then she was laughing like crazy --- did Heiji realize that he just admitted to being a seme?

Sorry Hakuba, it is going to take her a minute for her to catch her breath. ]

Don't worry! Chidori knows!

Chidori has read a lot of doujinshis and she knows you guys have to keep things like this a secret!

[ ooc: Haku -chan hates me? D: Even if I apologized with all my heart? ]