[Video] Whatever you do, DON'T. BLINK.
[The video seems to be broadcasting from some little cubbyhole in the air ducts of the Manor; the lighting's dim - only the screen of the Blackberry responsible - and the person broadcasting?]
[Is none other than one certain grey rabbit that hasn't been seen in a while; there's a pile of cigarette butts around him and another one in his mouth - yes, you might get unexplained cigarette smoke smells this week. He can't help it. It's a habit. A nervous one. And he's a VERY nervous rabbit right now.]
God. Goddamnit. Listen, people. I know I might've been, you know, not doing much on this bit, and I'd like to just hide and have nothing to do with this, but even I'm not gonna just leave you all hung out to dry on this one. You know that stupid kick the girl's on? Yeah. It's not over yet.
[He glances around the air ducts - he's small, the ducts are small, they're big, he should be safe, right?]
If you see an angel statue you didn't remember? Keep watching it. Don't take your eyes off it. Get back to your room as fast as you can and DON'T EVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF IT. Don't even blink. Never blink. The second you're not looking, they'll be after you, and they're mean fucking bastards - there won't be much left of you when they're done. Don't try and fight them, it won't work - you look away, you won't ever see them coming, and what you see? It's just what they've got in our world, hitting it won't do jack shit, it just puts you in range so they don't have to work as hard to get you. Don't get cute and try to record it, either - videos just make them spawn like rabbits and then we'll have MORE of them. Don't make eye contact, either - you see one that's not covering its face, don't look in its eyes, it'll get in your head and then YOU'LL be one of them.
[Eartwitch, eartwitch.] God I feel bad for you bastards sometimes.
[That's where he ends the feed; he's not coming out of the air ducts this week, nope, nosirree.]
[Is none other than one certain grey rabbit that hasn't been seen in a while; there's a pile of cigarette butts around him and another one in his mouth - yes, you might get unexplained cigarette smoke smells this week. He can't help it. It's a habit. A nervous one. And he's a VERY nervous rabbit right now.]
God. Goddamnit. Listen, people. I know I might've been, you know, not doing much on this bit, and I'd like to just hide and have nothing to do with this, but even I'm not gonna just leave you all hung out to dry on this one. You know that stupid kick the girl's on? Yeah. It's not over yet.
[He glances around the air ducts - he's small, the ducts are small, they're big, he should be safe, right?]
If you see an angel statue you didn't remember? Keep watching it. Don't take your eyes off it. Get back to your room as fast as you can and DON'T EVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF IT. Don't even blink. Never blink. The second you're not looking, they'll be after you, and they're mean fucking bastards - there won't be much left of you when they're done. Don't try and fight them, it won't work - you look away, you won't ever see them coming, and what you see? It's just what they've got in our world, hitting it won't do jack shit, it just puts you in range so they don't have to work as hard to get you. Don't get cute and try to record it, either - videos just make them spawn like rabbits and then we'll have MORE of them. Don't make eye contact, either - you see one that's not covering its face, don't look in its eyes, it'll get in your head and then YOU'LL be one of them.
[Eartwitch, eartwitch.] God I feel bad for you bastards sometimes.
[That's where he ends the feed; he's not coming out of the air ducts this week, nope, nosirree.]