Prank 003 () James Potter () [Video/Voice]
[James has his brow furrowed, reading over his results.]
Right, let's see. "ENFP's have a tendency to overextend themselves in both their physical and emotional commitments." I have commitments?
"Their proclivity to procrastinate," well, that's right at least. "And to overlook details complicates their circumstances," I never overlook details. Usually.
"ENFP's often move on to new ventures without completing those they have already started" but doing the same thing gets boring! I have to move on! It's not fair otherwise!
"Their charming personalities," that's the most accurate thing I've heard so far! "can show signs of irritability and over-sensitivity when their desires to please different people come into conflict." 'DESIRE TO PLEASE?!' Who do I desire to please? I already please without even trying! I'm charming remember?! Bloody thing.
Blah, blah, blah. "Feel alienated?!" I never feel alienated! Everyone loves me! Yada, yada, yada, "engage in deceptions that serve to obscure what is occurring within themselves" Deceptions?! Who does this thing think I am! Oi! Test! Who do you think I am!?
[His eyes keep darting over the page, lips pursed and twisting]
" They will be "besides themselves" and "just not all there" - as if something, or someone, has taken away the essence of who they are. Not feeling like themselves, the ENFP will become subject to their own feelings of shame for being a phony, a fake or an impostor. If stress continues to grow, they may attribute malevolent schemes to others in order to explain away their fears."
No. No. And no.
[He looks over the three career choices listed.]
Quidditch star isn't even on here! What the bloody Hell is a newscaster?! Or a HR development trainer?! Career counselor?! I'd be a far better career counselor than this thing! That's for bloody certain!
[James throws the piece of paper through what looks like a sideways basketball hoop hung over his wastebin. Any wizard, however, will recognize it as a Quidditch goalpost.]
Right, let's see. "ENFP's have a tendency to overextend themselves in both their physical and emotional commitments." I have commitments?
"Their proclivity to procrastinate," well, that's right at least. "And to overlook details complicates their circumstances," I never overlook details. Usually.
"ENFP's often move on to new ventures without completing those they have already started" but doing the same thing gets boring! I have to move on! It's not fair otherwise!
"Their charming personalities," that's the most accurate thing I've heard so far! "can show signs of irritability and over-sensitivity when their desires to please different people come into conflict." 'DESIRE TO PLEASE?!' Who do I desire to please? I already please without even trying! I'm charming remember?! Bloody thing.
Blah, blah, blah. "Feel alienated?!" I never feel alienated! Everyone loves me! Yada, yada, yada, "engage in deceptions that serve to obscure what is occurring within themselves" Deceptions?! Who does this thing think I am! Oi! Test! Who do you think I am!?
[His eyes keep darting over the page, lips pursed and twisting]
" They will be "besides themselves" and "just not all there" - as if something, or someone, has taken away the essence of who they are. Not feeling like themselves, the ENFP will become subject to their own feelings of shame for being a phony, a fake or an impostor. If stress continues to grow, they may attribute malevolent schemes to others in order to explain away their fears."
No. No. And no.
[He looks over the three career choices listed.]
Quidditch star isn't even on here! What the bloody Hell is a newscaster?! Or a HR development trainer?! Career counselor?! I'd be a far better career counselor than this thing! That's for bloody certain!
[James throws the piece of paper through what looks like a sideways basketball hoop hung over his wastebin. Any wizard, however, will recognize it as a Quidditch goalpost.]