Ribbet #2 | In Person

[top_magician26]

[Anyone happening to walk around on the main deck will see a green haired boy gripping the rail of the ship, rocking back and forth on his feet, as if trying to balance the rocking of the boat. He looks a bit more green than usual.]

Ah, why does this boat have to rock so much?

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[pickldpineapple]

[...oh what is this? An oporunity to be the one to harass Fran for once? Like he would EVER pass this up. EVER.

and he strolls over, just BEAMING that usual grin... though there's something more honest about it than usual]

Because it is a boat Fran. You are not looking well, I never took you for the type to get seasick.

[Is he going to help you? No of course not.]

[top_magician26]

[He does not want this right now]

Well, I feel like I'm about to vomit. Better step back pineapple head.

[He will not hesitate in vomiting on you, Mukuro.]

[pickldpineapple]

[He's giving you a look Fran. We have discussed this name...]

Vomit on me Fran and I will throw you overboard.

[when did ANYONE want Mukuro? Really?]

[top_magician26]

[Since when did he care?]

And I'll bring you overboard with me.

[pickldpineapple]

I would like to see you try Fran, I am your teacher for a reason.

[Namely: he can kick your ass.]

[top_magician26]

Don't forget who was the one that busted you out of that fishtank in the first place, pineapple fairy.

[Such an annoying frog!]

[pickldpineapple]

Well it appears, my dear Fran that we have a few things to discuss. The first being what have I told you about calling me by that name?

[hatshanks]

And the second being, I was let out of Vendice after the debacle with Daemon Spade. Funny thing about being from an alternate timeline Fran...

[top_magician26]

[Ignoring that question]

Masterrrrr, stop thattttttttt.

[whine, whine, bitch, whine]

Well, I let you out in the future.

[pickldpineapple]

[Shut up Fran, mama is sick of your bitching. But he does stop. See what a little respect gets you?]

A shame I am not from the future.

[and may the trolling COMMENCE.]

I do hope you know the history of this ship Fran.

[top_magician26]

But I am, so it's the same to me.

[Are you trying to out-troll this frog? Good luck.]

Huh?

[pickldpineapple]

This ship is going to sink Fran.

[Top that sea-sick frog.]

[top_magician26]

Lucky for you, pineapples float.

[pickldpineapple]

Lucky for you, you're useless to me dead.

[top_magician26]

Aw, does that mean, Master will save me?

[pickldpineapple]

If you can't save yourself from something as simple as this, I may just have to reevaluate your usefulness.

[top_magician26]

....

[Jerk.]