001 - Naomi Misora - [Accidental Audio]

[agentmisora]

Cannot believe this.

[The woman's voice is harsh. Who ever this is, she clearly sounds annoyed not to mention exasperated. It has been a long day.]

What?

[There's a scraping noise as the recording device gets lifted from the bed. Naomi has finally discovered the blackberry and is now examining it. So, this really had been a kidnapping attempt after

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[lionpunchinist]

[Have a loud booming voice come through your phone Misora, you may even hear an echo effect!!]

I AM EXTREMELY NOT GETTING IT!!!

[Pause.]

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO GET?!!!

audio; oh what an appropriate icon

[agentmisora]

[She's not ... quite sure how to respond to this, or whether she should respond at all. Is this guy making fun of her or is he truly an idiot?

... and an obnoxiously loud one at that. Naomi disapproves either way.]

What do you think?

1 / 3 ; audio; that icon will be used a lot around ryohei lololol

[lionpunchinist]

...

.......

.........

[His end of the line is silent for a good ten minutes, he's in extreme thinking mode right now.]

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[lionpunchinist]

[...aaaand finally he responds.]

....A PRESENT?!!!

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[lionpunchinist]

WOW MISS!!!! THAT'S EXTREMELY KIND OF YOU!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU OR ANYTHING!!! I'VE NEVER FELT SO EXTREMELY TOUCHED IN MY LIFE!!

audio 1/2 - excuse me while I ROFL MY ASS OFF

[agentmisora]

[What. Just. Happened.]

[No. seriously?]

[Is he really this retarded?]

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[agentmisora]

Quiet down! W-who is this?

[She's not even going to bother responding to your stupidity. She owes her own dignity that much.]

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[lionpunchinist]

[...Awww, this person didn't even know him. Which probably meant his whole present guess was wrong. ]

[EXTREMELY NOT QUIETER:] I'M SASAGAWA RYOHEI, EXTREME NAMIMORI BOXING CLUB LEADER, EXTREME ASPECT OF BOXING, AND LION PUNCHINIST!!!!!

NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, YOUR VOICE SOUNDS EXTREMELY UNFAMILIAR!! ARE YOU NEW AROUND HERE?!

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[agentmisora]

[No shit the whole present idea was wrong, Ryohei.]

[Obviously asking politely wasn't going to work. Naomi readjusts the volume settings on the device instead. At least machines weren't stupid.]

I believe I am, though others have told me otherwise. Are new arrivals a frequent occurence? [She has a feeling she's going to regret asking this.]

audio; ffff sorry for lateness! /has been devoid of internet access

[lionpunchinist]

[Ryohei is disappointed; he almost thought he had a secret admirer there for a second lolol]

YEAH!! THE EXTREMELY EVIL WITCH BRINGS NEW PEOPLE TO THIS PLANET ALL THE TIME. SHE ALSO LIKES TO BRING EXTREMELY EVIL ZOMBIES HERE TOO, SO BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL. NOW THAT THE EXTREME ZOMBIE DETECTIVE DETECTOR IS GONE, THIS PLACE HAS BECOME MORE DANGEROUS THAN BEFORE.

Re: audio; no prob!

[agentmisora]

[insert facepalm]

[She's not sure whether or not to buy any of this. She thinks there's a good chance you just might be psychologically impaired.]

Oh really? Who or what is this zombie detective detector?

[She can't believe she managed to say that with a straight face.]

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[lionpunchinist]

[He...doesn't actually know who or what the "zombie detective detector" is. BUT HE WILL TRY HIS BEST TO PRETEND THAT HE DOES SO HE DOESN'T SEEM STUPID. Even if it is a bit too late to change that impression.]

HE'S.......uh.......A.........INTELLIGENT MAN...........and uhm.....brave..and....HE'S EXTREMELY KNOWLDGED ABOUT EXTREME BOXING ZOMBIES!!