005 Better than Disneyland~

[beyondsighted]

[The feed clicks on, obnoxiously close to B's face as though he's posing for a Myspace picture.]

Oh. It is on. Back off slowly now- [A chorus of giggling ensues as the video slowly pans out to show B sitting on the floor in the dealer's room completely surrounded by fluffy plushies, wearing these slippers as well as a small pile of books. On the

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[video]

[nihilist_blade]

That's disgusting.

[Deadpan face. Deadpan tone. But the fact that he even chose to ACKNOWLEDGE this is a sign in and of itself that it is BOTHERING him to the CORE]

video;

[beyondsighted]

Why Mother! It's simply human nature. [Pause] Arrancar nature.

[ He rummages about until he finds these things. A half smlie.]

They're quite cute, these dolls.

Re: video; I do hope you know I have that Ulqui doll XD

[nihilist_blade]

You know nothing of our species. you have no right to assume such.

[He is thoroughly unamused by the dolls]

They hold no purpose.

video; XDD

[beyondsighted]

Perhaps not, Mother. But I can do this with them~

[ B moves the dolls around, making some pretty X-rated motions with them. ]

Re: video; XDD

[nihilist_blade]

[And he just stares. The positions are somewhat lost on him.]

...I don't see the point.

video;

[beyondsighted]

....You don't? [His eyes widen slightly in disbelief. Then the corner of B's lips turn upwards in a slight smile. Now this was a rather amusing form of role reversal. It's not often that a "son" could teach a parent about sex after all. He suppresses a giggle as the nickname "Virgin Mary" comes to mind.]

Allow me to teach you about [He looks left and right, as though he's about to say the most taboo thing on the planet. Hushed:] s-e-x. [He clears his throat. Where to begin? He taps his finger against his lower lip. Did Arrancar even have the parts? Well, according to this piece of fine literature, they did.]

When Mother and Father love each other very much [Pointing to an X-rated panel of Ulqui and Grimm as a visual supplement.] they do this. It is how babies are made, Mother.

Re: video;

[nihilist_blade]

I am aware how humans reproduce I just don't see the point of imitating such motions with the toys.

[and as usual there is no facial reaction. Sorry BB but if killing fun were a sport he'd be an Olympic gold metalist who broke all the world records]

video;

[beyondsighted]

Imagery, Mother. Imagery. The imagination is a thing that must be kindled, much like a fire, before it yields anything of value. I seek only to spark yours. Lest it die out like the expressivity of your appearance.

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[nihilist_blade]

I am not your mother, cease regarding me as such. "Imagination" is a fruitless endeavor. There is no point in it.

[Sorry B, Ulquiorra's imagination is about as dead as he is.]