Banana 3? ][ Video

[saiyanascension]

[ Here's Vegeta showing the view of the ocean. ]

I'm inclined to say this is paradise.

[ He then show's his beautiful face. His beautifully frowning face. ]

If I was weak.

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[beautiful_brute]

Well, seeing your face certainly ruins any notion I might have had about this being paradise.

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[saiyanascension]

How creative! And I'm sure your sick excuse of a money-maker has the opposite effect.

[ Is this sarcasm obvious enough for you Zarbie? IS IIIIIT? ♥ ]

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[beautiful_brute]

Please. Look at yourself, Vegeta.

At least my ears don't stick out from my head like a pair of satellite dishes.

[Yep, their conversations are always so civilized and kind.]

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[saiyanascension]

[ They clearly love each other. ]

At least my transformations don't make me look like something a cow spit up.

[ Dem earz be sensitive. DON'T TOUCH THEM K ]

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[beautiful_brute]

A-a cow?!

[Growl.]

This coming from the man who walks around all the time with a face as ugly as that!

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[saiyanascension]

[ A smirk. ]

It's also coming from a man who doesn't have difficulty with his own sexual dimorphism, miss.

[ REALLY POOR CHUCK. WHY HIM, ZARBON, WHY HIM? ]

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[beautiful_brute]

How dare you!

[Hey, he was gonna do something nice for their one year anniversary. If he'd been given use of the Space Skype, anyhow.]

You have some nerve, Vegeta!

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[saiyanascension]

[ A laugh. A hearty laugh. ]

I also have confidence. I'm married and with children for a reason, Zarbon.

[ You're out of space credits. 8( ]

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[beautiful_brute]

Married?

[This is the first he's heard of that.]

...you?

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[saiyanascension]

[ bffffff that icon + his response = win bcus knowledge of vegeta's marital status = MEGA EXPLOSION ]

Yes.

My apologies, you were too busy being dead so we decided not to invite you to the wedding.

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[beautiful_brute]

[You would have invited Zarbon, Vegeta? After everything he did to you and your wife's initial crush on him? Awwww...how sweet of you!]

Very funny, Vegeta. I somehow doubt you've managed to find a woman desperate enough for even you.

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[saiyanascension]

[ Oh yes. He would have given him the wrong address with the added rickrolling promise that there would be delicious cake. ]

I don't see you sporting any hickeys.

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[beautiful_brute]

[You would have paid if you deprived him of cake. Zarbon would have a third, even more powerful form, simply for cake-deprivation situations.]

Really, Vegeta? You think I'm crude enough to advertise my sexual exploits? That sounds like something you would do.

[Alternative comebacks: "They're just not visible with my thong on" or "That's because you haven't given me one yet. Pucker up."]

Perhaps you see the need to tell everyone of your private activities, but I'm confident enough in my beauty that I find it unnecessary. Then again, I don't have hair like yours...

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[saiyanascension]

[ Those responses are the best. Screencapped forever. ]

Not that you have any exploits to brag about. You don't seem like the kind of imbecile that would keep it all in.

Please, you hardly count as anybody. I might as well be talking to a corpse.

Haha, oh wait.

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[beautiful_brute]

[Dismissive noise.]

Come now, Vegeta. Have I ever discussed such things with you?

[Braid flip.]

You truly are simple minded.

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[saiyanascension]

Like I would ever allow that grotesque meat grinder mouth discuss anything with me, much less your fabricated fantasies.