7th bomb||Hayato Gokuder|| [in person-backdated to monday morning cos I FAIL]

[killer_melon]

[At first Hayato didn't notice the change in scenery. Usually he was a light sleeper and pretty crisp in the morning, but after being ill the previous week he was uncharacteristically sluggish. He dragged his feet out of his room with only his pajama pants and a pair of slippers on, and a toothbrush sticking out of his mouth... and a couple stick

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[big_bang_blue]

[Megamind was walking the halls with his two reprogrammed drones and twirling a box-end wrench with his finger.

Seeing the half-pink human run by made him stop and slowly look behind him.]

*Bawng*

Yes, I agree. I think he's a little confused.

*bawng BAWNG!*

[Megamind was talking to these machines as if they were speaking plain English. He clears his throat to approach Dera.]

Yes, it is amazing.

[killer_melon]

[Hayato whirls around to the sound of the voice, and he just stares. Wide-eyed. It was an alien. He was on a mother fucking space ship with a mother fucking alien.

....all his dreams. Right now. He could die happy.]

I-is this your ship?

[big_bang_blue]

Pfft, get out of town. I wish!

[He puts his hands on his hips and looks up with a nod.]

It's a little too white for my taste but I can do a lot with it.

[He looks back at Gokudera with a grin and a tilt to his head. His drones making *bawng sounds like they were laughing*]

I'm Megamind, Incredibly Handsome Defender of Metrocity!

[killer_melon]

[Wow... for an alien he sure seemed... normal...]

I'm Hayato Gokudera...

[Okay that sounded totally lame in comparison to that title... time to break out the nickname he earned on the streets of Italy. He stands up proudly and points to his chest with his thumb]

In Italy they call me "Hurricane Wind Hayato", I'm going to be the right hand man to the future Tenth Vongola boss!

[big_bang_blue]

That's a good title.

[He gives a nod of approval to this pose-off.]

Nice to meet a "Hericane" that didn't rip a "Hisacane" into shreds.

[Gong! Bad joke. The drones turn to look at each other and shrug their shoulders in confusion.]

[killer_melon]

[Well that TOTALLY goes over Hayato's head. But he still laughs. It must be some cool alien joke he totally doesn't get!]

So, this isn't your ship.... [he looks over the drones, all sparkly eyed] Did you make those, though?

[big_bang_blue]

No~t entirely. I reprogrammed them.

[Why waste perfectly good equipment?]

*one of the drones moves to Megamind's right while the other takes his left side*

Who's a good drone? You are! Yes you are!

[He pats them both on the top of their domes.]

[killer_melon]

[Hayato leans forward, hands on his knees, to get a better look at the drones. Tentatively he reaches out to touch one, but pauses to look up at Megamind]

C-can I touch one? They won't like try to blow me up or anything right?

[big_bang_blue]

No. They're not that kind of drones. They're modified as my helpers and you can touch it. It's okay.

[He motions with his head to the one on the right and it follows his unspoken command with a *bawng* in response.]

These are designed to help me reach places I can't. I'm thinking of creating some like them when we return. I like their design.

[The static ball that served as their head was the only noticeable change to their physical form.]

[killer_melon]

[Hayato nods and pats one on the head, examining it closely. This was awesome on such an extreme level, his head feels like it just might explode. He gets back up with a BIIIG smiles and looks up at Megamind]

So, what kind of planet are you from? Do you know about Earth? Do you know of any other planets?! Th-this is SO AWESOME! I've never met an ACTUAL alien before!

[big_bang_blue]

I come from a world that technology like this is what we do. We're very knowledgeable in the sciences and math is a second language to us. I, unfortunately, didn't get the change to stay very long.

[Try 8 days.]

I know more about Earth since I lived on it from my infancy to my adulthood.

[He gives a big smile and a very human one.]

I have a human girlfriend that I've known for a very long time. You might know of her. Roxanne Ritchi? Yes, I've been keeping to myself some. I've been busy trying to find more information on this Man-or.

[BIIIG clue there!]

[killer_melon]

Really?! You live on Earth?!

I'm pretty good at math myself... well... more about chemistry, but then again that's math by default... but I don't know anything about like, alien technology and stuff!

[He looks at the little drones utterly fascinated with what kind of alien technology was used to create them. He is BEAMING with an almost uncharacteristically large grin.]

Roxanne Ritchie? I haven't heard of her, but my reputation proceeds me as a 'bad seed' so that's probably for the better!

[He chuckles nervously and rubs the back of his neck]

But wait, you're dating a human?

[Is that even possible?]

I haven't been here all that long but I could tell ya what I know if you think it'll help.

[big_bang_blue]

Yes. I've lived there for a very long time.

[Now he's going through the order of questions as they're being tossed at him. Good luck in getting him to reveal his real age.]

Chemistry is good if you can actually master it. It's good to keep up the study. Honestly being a bad seed isn't that bad if you can turn that into an advantage by keeping things in perspective. I was viewed the same way and I turned it into something that only I can do.

I've been dating her for a few months now and yes, I'm fundamentally the same as you only highly evolved. The best way to explore a thing is to do it right from top to bottom. I'll approach this but if you're willing to help, that's great too!

[1/3] You make him think SO HARD MAGAMIND XD

[killer_melon]

[Hayato laughs nervously and rubs the back of his neck]

Naw, maybe for an alien, but for someone like me there's really only one way I can go. Kinda born into it y'know? [He shrugs casually, this information doesn't seem to bother him in the least]I come from a long line of scumbags.

So biologically you're an advanced human... [His mind is racing trying to imagine just what an advanced humanoid species could do. Judging by his name... and the size of his head... and the drones... hell, it was about as obvious as a punch in the face that he was smarter. But to be dating a human? Well, he said he lived on Earth for a long time, it wouldn't be surprising for him to pick up the customs. Of course he's not going to delve into the whole 'girlfriend' thing too much. His 14 year-old brain is barely past the cootie stage]

[2/3]

[killer_melon]

Oh! Well, when I first came here I made a detailed map of the "4rth wall" thing outside the manor, completely measured and scaled to size. Judging by it's size and shape I had marked all the places that if detonated could cause it to crash in on itself... but uh... it didn't really work since... y'know physics is all messed up here. [He chuckles and rubs the back of his neck]

But I still got the map!

[3/3]

[killer_melon]

[He starts patting down his pants looking for it... when he realizes that he's totally in his pajamas. His face goes deep red]

uh....I think I left it in my clothes... I... should probably get dressed...