Dosage 1 John Preston [Video]

[ec_10offender]

[Have an emotionless, unfeeling supercop. He is sitting on his bed totally calm.]

Where am I? I have children to take care of and a job to do. I don't want to be questioned for very long as my son is due home from school any time now. What is the nature of your business and why are we not at headquarters? Are you Father?

Comments

[voice]

[picklesgonewild]

Well it's just march of the humans today isn't it?

[Is sarcasm an emotion? Because you're getting it in large doses.]

Re: [voice]

[ec_10offender]

I don't think I like your tone

Re: [voice]

[picklesgonewild]

[he scoffs]

Tch, and I should care because?

Re: [voice]

[ec_10offender]

Why don't you come say that to my face.

Re: [voice]

[picklesgonewild]

[He laughs]

Oh is that a challenge? Alright little brat, where are you? this could be fun.

Re: [voice]

[ec_10offender]

Fun?

Re: [voice]->[in person]

[picklesgonewild]

I didn't stutter did I?

[He's on the prowl wandering into the middle of the halls and shouts at the top of his lungs]

HEY BRAT! YOU WANTED TO FACE ME! HERE I AM! COME AND GET ME!

[And some maniacal laughter]

Re: [voice]->[in person]

[ec_10offender]

[John aims carefully at the green beast who hasn't seen him yet. He fires, the gun shot echoing through the halls]

[in person]

[picklesgonewild]

[Piccolo rubs the back of his head like he had and itch. He does turn around to the source of the noise though, unaware he had been shot at]

There you are. I've been looking for you. I'm in a good mood today, so I'll give you the first shot.

[He crosses his arms and walks up to John, looking down on him from his intimidating 7 and half foot height.]

Re: [in person]

[ec_10offender]

[John swallows hard, and a nagging feeling at the back of his throat rises and tickles the stem of his brain. He shakes his head and returns the gun to it's holster, backing away slightly, fists raised.]

Is this what anger is?

Re: [in person]

[picklesgonewild]

[He laughs]

Well aren't you an odd duck? [so says the giant green man] I'm pretty sure it's fear, human. Inciting it is... a specialty of mine.

[He moves his head to either side, cracking it]

So what happened to all the fight you had in you? Can't back up all that tough talk??

Feel free for a sucka punch

[ec_10offender]

[John draws his sword, returning the pistol to its holster.]

I was referring to you. Normally I put down my opposition quickly. you seem to be interesting enough to speak to.

[He becomes distracted, his mind wandering to his partner...and their last encounter.]

Only after john attacks. Piccolo did promise him the first hit~

[picklesgonewild]

If you really think that flimsy little piece of scrap metal is going to do you a damn bit of good you're sorely mistaken.

[He laughs]

Oh I'm 'interesting' now, am I? What makes you say that? The skin? The ears?

Re: Only after john attacks. Piccolo did promise him the first hit~

[ec_10offender]

I would love to say it was your attitude.

[John thinks over the situation carefully. It's clear that bullets have no noticeable effects...it's possible that his sword would do even less damage. Hell, perhaps he would like to have some of this...fun.]

[John swings his sword, quickly and hard at the green giant's torso.]

and THEN! The mighty pimp slap.

[picklesgonewild]

MY attitude? Oh it's not all that rare, human. [Where I come from it's called being an ass]

[The sword manages to cut the fabric of his gi, but stops at his skin]

Oh would you look at that. You lose. My turn.

[Piccolo raises his hand up and simply pimp slaps swats John into the adjacent wall.]

Well Pickles does have to keep his pimp hand strong.

[ec_10offender]

[The air completely left John's chest as he collided with the wall, leaving him choking and gasping for breath. His sword had flown from his hand and buried itself in the floor beside him.]