Twelfth Act // [Accidental Video] - It's better to say goodbye to your sweet liquored lips
[The feed seems to begin with Kuja very sloppily going through his wardrobe, throwing various articles of clothing from it onto the bed or the floor. He doesn't seem to be paying attention to what he's doing. All that he'd bought in Paris is in his room, especially his new collections of corsets and various expensive fashions. Looking behind Kuja
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What are you doing in here?! Who are you?
[Anyone can tell he's drunk. He's strangely coherent but is speaking just a little too fast.]
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[Well looks like until he figures out your name, you are dubbed 'Loud Thing' Kuja. Piccolo is still looking at Kuja like he's got three heads, not picking up at all that he's drunk]
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Piccolo? Since when have you been so obese? I'm Kuja. The human monkey thing as you insist on calling me.
And if you must know, I'm enjoying [Or not..] my own company. Now if you would so kindly get out I'm not in the mood to babysit.
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You are loud monkey human thing now.... what's "obese" mean?
[He looks around the room, and waddles over to some stuff and starts poking at it and looking at it. Looks that the fat kid is curious and cares not for your woes]
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Obese means overweight or incredibly fat you little worm.
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Piccolo isn't fat! Loud monkey human is dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb!
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Yes you are. Otherwise I couldn't grab or poke your fat.
[Just to add insult to injury he pokes him in the cheek and very smugly smirks as it squishes.]
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No! No, no, no! Not fat! Piccolo just hatched! Egg-shaped! Piccolo still egg-shaped!
[Piccolo swats his hand away and continues glaring at Kuja]
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You're awfully coherent for a newborn.
[His tail swishes into sight as he begins considering what to do to the little run. He smirks again and jabs him in the belly.]
Are you sure you're not just a greedy little fatty?
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Egg down stairs! Piccolo not born dumb like stupid loud monkey humans!
[He grew dumb over a period of years Piccolo fell over on his back and flailed and struggled for a moment, before he could roll onto his stomach and push himself back up]
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I'm not a human you stupid child.
[Kuja gave a snort, watching Piccolo suddenly become so failerific was oddly amusing to watch. Picking up some breadsticks from the bed he'd been snacking on before he figured it was a good idea to drink a bottle of wine, he holds one out to the fat baby Picco as he eats one himself.]
Stop poking through my things and I'll let you have more of these.
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[Don't mistake that for a compliment Kuja, he was merely stating facts. Piccolo looked up at the breadstick curiously... food was always good. But then again Kuja's room just seemed to have so many neat little trinkets... but then there was food. Piccolo looks between the stuff in the room and the breadstick indecisively.]
...Is it good?
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[He was getting a little annoyed having to keep stating the same thing over and over. Kuja waves the bread stick in Piccolo's face and finishes his happily.]
Mm, they're quite good with a sauce of sorts to dip in.
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[Piccolo watches the breadstick go back and forth with utter fascination]
What is 'sauce'? Is sauce good too?
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[Kuja with is newly freed hand picks up a tub of houmus and holds it out for Picco to dip the bread stick in. Cracked pepper and salt flavour. It was oddly addictive he'd found.]
Try it. There are others in the kitchen.
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