01-Voice

[beautiful_brute]

[There is a lovely new voice on the network and it sounds rather confidant.]

...Ah, as I suspected. This is some sort of primitive communication device. Let's see if it proves of any use.

Is anyone there?

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[Voice]

[featherdrequiem]

[Oh my god, someone more fabulous than him?! This can't be possible!]

I'm sure you have been informed of the existence of others here hmm?

[Voice]

[beautiful_brute]

[It's ok, he secretly has a not-so-fabulous side that you are free to mock should you ever see it.]

Indeed.

Do you have anything further that you might tell me that would prove useful?

[Voice]

[featherdrequiem]

[Snork, knowing Kuja he would XD;;]

Just that you ought to get comfortable. The hack writer will have undoubtedly have something cooked up to kill us at some point, so I'd enjoy the quiet before the storm~

[Voice] I TOTALLY THOUGHT I ALREADY RESPONDED TO THIS

[beautiful_brute]

To...kill us all?

I thought we were given a fair amount of time.

[...to look for Dragon Balls. And wish themselves back.]

[Voice] XD it's fiiiiiiine

[featherdrequiem]

Indeed, she usually creates bizarre scenarios to place us in which more often than not life-threatening perils present. She enjoys watching us squirm.

[beautiful_brute]

I...see.

But you said there is time between these perils?

[featherdrequiem]

Sometimes, others there are not. Before we arrived here we were plagued by vermin that multiplied like a fire spreads with similar effects. We very nearly starved to death as they ate everything. That by far was not the worst.

[beautiful_brute]

...

[Welp, he's already asked everyone else. Might as well as Kuja.]

Why exactly have I been brought here?

[featherdrequiem]

[Kuja snorts and reclines, he'll be blunt.]

We have been brought here from our homes for the simple fact that the hack writer cannot produce a story without others writing it for her. We are her characters and writers.

Does that shed some light?

[beautiful_brute]

[Not exactly, but Zarbon doesn't think he'll make much progress with this lot. Besides, he's supposed to be dead.]

Hm.

[Yeeeah, this isn't necessarily a good thing.]

[featherdrequiem]

It is a lot to take in I am aware. But, c'est la vie~

[Oh yeah, he's cool picking up the local lingo.]

[beautiful_brute]

....

[Yeah, he'll mull this over.]

[featherdrequiem]

Anything else?

[beautiful_brute]

So we're here as...entertainment? Is that it?

[featherdrequiem]

Exactly. Feel free to be just as embittered as the rest of us.

[beautiful_brute]

I'm afraid I don't do entertainment. This "Author" is going to be sadly disappointed.