Eleventh Act // [Video] Wtf is the meaning of this fur-faggotry?

[featherdrequiem]

[Kuja appears on the feed, looking somewhat panicked as he looks to be sat on his bed, pulling a patterned dressing gown tight to him, looking somewhat mortified. Normally he'd poke it first but right now he lacks his offensive magic and frankly in his world you learn to be wary of cute things. Damned evolutional trait.]

What is that? It's purring

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[leading_monkey]

Yes Kuja. It is the most deadliest of beasts. More lethal than an enraged Antlion under a berserk spell. [except his face is twitching because he is having a hard time keeping up the serious act]

Need me to come rescue you?

[featherdrequiem]

[Have a frowny face for you bro.]

I am fine. I am just cautious of what it is considering the hack writer's previous attempts to seemingly place our lives in mortal danger simply for her amusement.

[He picks the thing up by a clump of fur and gives it a scrutinous glare.]

It may be all well and good to state that it is harmless, but that still does not answer my question of what it is.

[leading_monkey]

It's called a Tribbles. Read that somewhere on the network. Don't know anymore than that, though.

[featherdrequiem]

Tribbles? I see. So they just sit there and purr? What a pointless little existence. They could at least heal you be harvested into something worth selling at a market...

[Still glaring the Tribble doesn't seem to like the idea of being skinned much and wriggles out of his grip.]

Hm.

[leading_monkey]

You gonna open a pet shop? [He's only half joking. He approves. Better than selling magical weapons.]

Don't take it out on a defenseless animal. They weren't given a choice in being here either. [He looks alarmed at the glint he sees in the older genome's eye]

[featherdrequiem]

If you wanted all the stock to be dead within a week then by all means.

It's either them or us and quite frankly I know which I'd choose. Call me selfish and spit on me for it if you so wish, but I'm not dying for the sake of some pointless fur ball that purrs.

[leading_monkey]

Them or us? [They haven't started multiplying on him yet.] Oh come on. How lethal can they be? Are they going to start toppling empires and setting eidolons off on innocent people and flying war ships? [pointed glare]

[featherdrequiem]

[Kuja raises his brow and lets out a disapproving huff.]

In time you'll know exactly what I mean. They've been put here by the Author, undoubtedly they'll start doing something to try and kill us.

Do not tempt me. If you do make it too appealing then I'll be sure to make it know that the responsibility rests on your shoulders.

[leading_monkey]

[He eyes an orange little puff ball beginning to nudge him on the toe somewhat...suspiciously;Kuja's words do have some effect, but he's still a skeptic.]
Maybe she got tired of bringing people here and wanted to add some new creatures.

Don't make me responsible for your actions - besides, I hate to break it to you,Kuja, but your not god here. This crazy witch is, which is only a very VERY small improvement.

[featherdrequiem]

[Kuja just smirks in a very 'I told you so' way.]

Or it's another plan. I'd rather not take any risks

Then do not push me. I'm still incredibly touchy from where we left off in our home world, you're lucky I haven't struck you down where you stand whenever I lay eyes upon you.

[Because yes, everything in his eyes is your fault Ziddy.]

[leading_monkey]

*rolls eyes* I'll put you in your place anytime. Bring it on.

[featherdrequiem]

[Kuja makes a growl in the back of his throat and shakes his head.]

When I am granted my powers back I'll more than gladly remind you of where you stand, you worm. Until then I am not so foolhardy to make a move.

[leading_monkey]

Oh yeah, I forgot: you never learned how not to rely on just magic and Eiko throws a better punch than you. [totally asking for it.]

ooc:

[leading_monkey]

[ooc: confused; this was in person?]

Re: ooc:

[featherdrequiem]

/ef em eelll /fixes

sorry I totally forgot it was across the network, I'll word it so Kuja comes to find him just to bitch slap?