[The feed starts with the sounding of what is becoming an all too familiar noise of annoyance. Outside Wallace's door is a very familiar
face he had to deal with last week. His eyes widen and lets out a very loud yell, that really lacks any definition it's more along the lines of a: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!. The next thing the feed will show is Wallace's foot punting the pumpkin's metaphorical face in and sending it flying down the corridor. Rather comically he chases the remnants that are bouncing down the hall and punts it once again. And again for added measure.]
GOD DAMNNIT WOMAN! IF I WANTED BUTTHURT I'D ASK FOR SOME ACTION!
[And thus ends the feed with him stomping the pumpkin into the carpet. Have fun cleaning up the "Jack"'o'lantern]