Also from the Author of Time Machine...
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Harry pulled on his backpack and walked into the common room and set it down on a chair and sat in a different chair and put his head in his hands. Frodo walked (HE GOES TYO THE SAME SCHOOL, OKAY!) in and said "What's wrong?"
"I'm feeling really depressed" said Harry.
"Me too. All the time." siad Frodo.
"I feel so bad, man" said Harry. Harry a little baggy out of his lunch box.
"What's that?" asked Frodo.
"Some weed. You wanna smoke with me?"
"Yeah." they went out onto the balcony and rolled a blunt. They puff puff passed for a while and soon they were very much high.
THE NEXT DAY
In the great hall Harry and Frodo were wearing black robes with red cuffs and collars. They were unusually quiet and were only talking to each other. Then Siriues Black came in (HE'S NOT DEAD OKAY?) and came up to Frodo and Harry.
"You guys want some excstacy or acid?"
Harry and Frodo bought some and went back to their dorm room. They each took some of acid and excstacy.
Soon their boyfriends (Sam and Draco) came in and founf out that they were doing drugs.
"You need to change your ways, Harry, otherwise it's over."
"I can't Draco, I can't. This is who I am and if you still don't love me you can go to hell."
Draco ran out of the room crying.
Sma said "I know you are a better person than drugs, so please stop."
"I'm sorry, it is who I am as well."
The NEXT DAY
Harry and Frodo remembered that their boyfriends left them last night. Then they threw away all the drugs and tried to stay clean. It was too much and they felt they had no more hope.
Frodo pulled out a box of razor blades.
"Harry" he siad. "Tell Sam I love him I am going to leave this world"
"Wait, I'm going to join you. Thew world doesn't understand us. But, we should at least leave a note for our lovers"
The note siad:
"OIur hearts are stained with black
We won't be coming back
Just always know
we love you so
Love,
Frodo and Harry"
After they wrote the note Frodo took one of the razor blades and drew it in one long swipe upon his wrist flesh. The blood poured onto his hand as he pulled out another razor blade for Harry. Harry dug the sharp metal into his skin and watched with satifaction as the blood pooled by his knees.
The NEXT DAY
Sam and Draco found their bodies and held their bodies and held tehir still bleeding forms. They decieded that if they couldn't be with them during life they would join them in death.
THE END
At the school dance Jeffry saw Hermione in some low cut jeans and a tight shirt that showed off her assetts. She eyed Jeffry coyly and beckoned him over. Jeffry's muscled legs brought him swiftly over to where she stood and he smiled and garbbed her hand as they walked out onto the dance floor.
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What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)
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Hermione had been known around the school for driving bothas crazy since she was so beautiful. She often got tons of presents from boys who wanted to ask her out and sex her up. But she only like Jeffry with his silky brown hair and shining emerald eyes. She pulled him close to her as she danced and he could smell her feminine scent it drove him with passion.
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I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
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Some people said that Hermione couldn't love anyone for real, but Jeffry knew the truth. Even if Hermione didn't like to admit it she was in love with Jeffr.y And Jeffry was in love with her and her humps.
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My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,
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Jeffry knew how to treat a lady. He would take long walks with her through the icy Hogwarts snow and he would buy her glittering ices. Jeffry's built body lifted Hermione and brought her out of the crowded dance floor.
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She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me
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The night was drawing to a close and Hermione brought Jeffry in to steal a kiss from his soft and warm and voluptuos lips. Her tongue curled around his seductively.
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What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)
I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
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Jeffry and Hermione wqent up to Jeffry's room to celebrate the rest of the night unda the covers
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They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.
[Will.i.am]
So real [x17]