Of Bluetooth, Compliments, Teasing Co-workers and Fangirling
Right, now its time for tonight proper update: the one where I actually have something to say about what's been going on today, rather that just posting random memes! *laugh*
Today has been a total riot in work... well, ignore the actual work side of things. I've been having a laugh with the guys I work with.
It all started yesterday afternoon. Martin randomly asks me what my bluetooth name is. I snigger inwardly - my bluetooth is kinky little bitch but I'm not admitting that at work - and say that I don't think my phone has bluetooth, why? So both he and Simon giggle like little boys as they tell me
And a plan starts to form
So, all day today, I've been taking pictures of random items around the office and bluetoothing them to Martin: the drinks machine, the drinks tray, the view out the window, a random pot plant, people in the building, that kind of thing. At one point, having done a drinks run, I actually took a picture of Martin's drink and sent that to him too
Best of all... they have no clue its me
Fantastic fun!
*grins*
Then I get into a conversation with Claire, Phil, Mark & Debs about that The Truth Of Size Zero programme... we all reacted very differently to it. I was disturbed by it... and it kinda made me want to have something to eat. Then Phil, who is a much older male, noted the differences between the way Debs & I go about eating. Debs is one of those on a permanent diet people. Me? I don't give two shits... It's like I said to them: I can eat shit all the time and not put weight on. I can eat salads all the time and not lose any weight. I'm obviously the weight/shape/size I'm supposed to be so... I eat healthy but I eat what I want. Like, if I want a bar of chocolate mid-afternoon, I walk over to the vending machine and have it... and Debs practically sits there fucking drooling over that
The guys love that... they love the fact I'm a 'young girl' and not swayed by the media and shit... bless them ♥
They also love my reactions to people down the phone. Never whilst on the phone. Ok, hardly ever whilst on the phone. But lately the 'lovely guy' does make me giggle. And I didn't have to put him on hold this morning while I had a giggle fit.
The lovely guy... he's a very effeminate-sounding guy, who says 'lovely' after you tell him anything. He was doing a stock-check for like 15 items and after every one he goes 'lovely, and...' which just makes me smile. About half way through I had to put him on hold, giggle, compose self, then apologise saying I needed to sneeze
Anyway, he's not the main reason they were laughing at me reacting... unusually to someone down the phone today.
For anyone who doesn't know, I work for an electrical distribution company, so I deal a lot with builders etc. I'm sales admin, so I deal with orders, queries and shit. Now, I had to phone up this company because their prices were wrong on an order, had to give them the correct prices and get them to re-fax.
The company's name? Gill & Wilkinson.
The guy I was talking to... his name was Scott!
I almost choked trying not to squeal/giggle down the phone at the bloke!
And no I know it wasn't really Scott Gill
*rolls eyes*
What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are secretly sensitive, but you often put up a front.
Shy and private, you yearn for security.
You take relationships slowly.
You need lots of reassurances before you can trust.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
You are a PC
You're practical, thrifty, and able to do almost anything.
Appearances and trends aren't important to you. You just like to get the job done.
Are You a Mac or a PC?
And, before I finish this very random rambling post:
I just seen my daddy.
I was in my mum's bedroom, getting the nail scissors from her vanity. Felt a chill, got all goosebumps, turned around and I could see his reflection in the window.
Wow.
Tearing up now. Shaking. Crying.
Wow.
Today has been a total riot in work... well, ignore the actual work side of things. I've been having a laugh with the guys I work with.
It all started yesterday afternoon. Martin randomly asks me what my bluetooth name is. I snigger inwardly - my bluetooth is kinky little bitch but I'm not admitting that at work - and say that I don't think my phone has bluetooth, why? So both he and Simon giggle like little boys as they tell me
And a plan starts to form
So, all day today, I've been taking pictures of random items around the office and bluetoothing them to Martin: the drinks machine, the drinks tray, the view out the window, a random pot plant, people in the building, that kind of thing. At one point, having done a drinks run, I actually took a picture of Martin's drink and sent that to him too
Best of all... they have no clue its me
Fantastic fun!
*grins*
Then I get into a conversation with Claire, Phil, Mark & Debs about that The Truth Of Size Zero programme... we all reacted very differently to it. I was disturbed by it... and it kinda made me want to have something to eat. Then Phil, who is a much older male, noted the differences between the way Debs & I go about eating. Debs is one of those on a permanent diet people. Me? I don't give two shits... It's like I said to them: I can eat shit all the time and not put weight on. I can eat salads all the time and not lose any weight. I'm obviously the weight/shape/size I'm supposed to be so... I eat healthy but I eat what I want. Like, if I want a bar of chocolate mid-afternoon, I walk over to the vending machine and have it... and Debs practically sits there fucking drooling over that
The guys love that... they love the fact I'm a 'young girl' and not swayed by the media and shit... bless them ♥
They also love my reactions to people down the phone. Never whilst on the phone. Ok, hardly ever whilst on the phone. But lately the 'lovely guy' does make me giggle. And I didn't have to put him on hold this morning while I had a giggle fit.
The lovely guy... he's a very effeminate-sounding guy, who says 'lovely' after you tell him anything. He was doing a stock-check for like 15 items and after every one he goes 'lovely, and...' which just makes me smile. About half way through I had to put him on hold, giggle, compose self, then apologise saying I needed to sneeze
Anyway, he's not the main reason they were laughing at me reacting... unusually to someone down the phone today.
For anyone who doesn't know, I work for an electrical distribution company, so I deal a lot with builders etc. I'm sales admin, so I deal with orders, queries and shit. Now, I had to phone up this company because their prices were wrong on an order, had to give them the correct prices and get them to re-fax.
The company's name? Gill & Wilkinson.
The guy I was talking to... his name was Scott!
I almost choked trying not to squeal/giggle down the phone at the bloke!
And no I know it wasn't really Scott Gill
*rolls eyes*
What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are secretly sensitive, but you often put up a front.
Shy and private, you yearn for security.
You take relationships slowly.
You need lots of reassurances before you can trust.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
You are a PC
You're practical, thrifty, and able to do almost anything.
Appearances and trends aren't important to you. You just like to get the job done.
Are You a Mac or a PC?
And, before I finish this very random rambling post:
I just seen my daddy.
I was in my mum's bedroom, getting the nail scissors from her vanity. Felt a chill, got all goosebumps, turned around and I could see his reflection in the window.
Wow.
Tearing up now. Shaking. Crying.
Wow.