Upside-Down Cake
Why in goodness sake am I upside-down and walking on the cieling? I wonder who's brilliant idea this was and has anyone else noticed that the ceilings at Hogwarts are absolutely filthy? Someone hasn't been doing their job it seems and should be fired at once.
Enough on that. Valkenhayn has sent me some Upside-Down Cake and exquisite tea to enjoy. The cake is quite large and I could never finish it on my own...so I suppose I am extending an invitation for dessert towards any one who wishes it.
Please do keep your manners though or I will have no choice but to eject you from the table.