Dec 26, 2008 19:16
All right, I have an idea.
First, I'll go to China and scale the Great Wall bareback using only a sharpened toothbrush and an incredibly tiny salad spork.
Then, I'll steal one million dollars, and grab 43 pizzas, 79 chickens, 8 marshmellows, a pair of socks and a double-decker bus.
Then, I'll drive said bus down to Vegas and pick up some hookers.
And while I'm doing all that, you should stay here and pay your credit card bills, cuz you need to get out of debt.
Heehee, yay.
<3
Lemur brainfuckery is fun, isn't it? =D
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