Oh, dear GAWD....
...can Ian Somerhalder be ANY MORE BEAUTIFUL? I seriously cannot take it. It's like some weeks, he's so attractive on this show that my ovaries actually cramp up into the fetal position in despondent sadness that they will never have the chance to ... you know, house his seed.
TMI? I'm sorry. It's how they feel, and they have to say how they feel.
In other news, Damon may be dark and handsome, but even he will tell you he's not that tall. :D
Poor Caroline. And I'm sorry she kicked Tyler to the curb, but CAN I GET A STEFAN/CAROLINE FOR REAL MOMENT? I mean, they just look at each other and my TV wants to spontaneously combust. I ship them more than any other Caroline/________ ship, though I still love Tyler (and don't want him to join the Wolf Gang) and Matt of course. I'll always love Matt, I can't help it.
(Also, I may have stood up from the couch, screaming at Tyler: YOU BETTER LET HER OUT OF THAT CAGE, SHE STAYED WITH YOU WHEN YOU TURNED YOU GIANT PIECE OF POO! which scared my cat and made my roommate laugh maniacally.)
And WHAT THE FRAK was going on with Jeremy and Bonnie being all cute and coupley and WE DIDN'T GET TO HEAR THEIR CONVERSATION!?
I thought Stefan was cute tonight--I found him attractive--you know why? CAROLINE FREAKIN' FORBES, THAT'S WHY.
I'm sorry, my capslock is jammed up right now.
And lastly, let me end with what I started with: Damon Salvatore. Damon Salvatore, I could not love you more, I. COULD. NOT. Him storming into Elena's house and her galloping after him out the door IS JUST WHY I LOVE THEM. I LOVE THEM. CAN YOU HEAR ME? I FREAKING LOVE THEM.
And that scene in the tub was amazing. Hot, scary, poignant, angsty, wet, and delicious. Give me all the crazy eyes you want, boyfriend, because you are it for me. Best Character Ever, the end.
Judging by all the preceding CAPSLOCK, I think I loved this episode--I'd say after The Return, it's my favorite of the season thus far.
TMI? I'm sorry. It's how they feel, and they have to say how they feel.
In other news, Damon may be dark and handsome, but even he will tell you he's not that tall. :D
Poor Caroline. And I'm sorry she kicked Tyler to the curb, but CAN I GET A STEFAN/CAROLINE FOR REAL MOMENT? I mean, they just look at each other and my TV wants to spontaneously combust. I ship them more than any other Caroline/________ ship, though I still love Tyler (and don't want him to join the Wolf Gang) and Matt of course. I'll always love Matt, I can't help it.
(Also, I may have stood up from the couch, screaming at Tyler: YOU BETTER LET HER OUT OF THAT CAGE, SHE STAYED WITH YOU WHEN YOU TURNED YOU GIANT PIECE OF POO! which scared my cat and made my roommate laugh maniacally.)
And WHAT THE FRAK was going on with Jeremy and Bonnie being all cute and coupley and WE DIDN'T GET TO HEAR THEIR CONVERSATION!?
I thought Stefan was cute tonight--I found him attractive--you know why? CAROLINE FREAKIN' FORBES, THAT'S WHY.
I'm sorry, my capslock is jammed up right now.
And lastly, let me end with what I started with: Damon Salvatore. Damon Salvatore, I could not love you more, I. COULD. NOT. Him storming into Elena's house and her galloping after him out the door IS JUST WHY I LOVE THEM. I LOVE THEM. CAN YOU HEAR ME? I FREAKING LOVE THEM.
And that scene in the tub was amazing. Hot, scary, poignant, angsty, wet, and delicious. Give me all the crazy eyes you want, boyfriend, because you are it for me. Best Character Ever, the end.
Judging by all the preceding CAPSLOCK, I think I loved this episode--I'd say after The Return, it's my favorite of the season thus far.