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"I'll tell you what dream used to scare me as a kid, used to actually totally give me night-mares, remember those Kool-Aid comercials? Where that, no, that big talking bowl of punch, he would come crashing through your fucking wall in the living room! You wouldn't even know know he would just
BOOUF!!! (Exploding Sound) *oh yeah!, oh yeah!, oh yeah!!!*
"Right, and the little kids were all excited,
"YES, YES!!!"
"and then they would drink out of him after debris fell in his open, dumb head, he would pour himself,
*OH YEAH! OH YEAH!*
"...him and his crazy tights...I don't like that, I don't like when juice wears tights. it's a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights, fuck drinking out of him, If that was me I'd be like
*oh no no no no no, you fix that wall before dad gets home from work, hes gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here, you stupid idiot, yeah comin' through the wall is real fuckin' cool, useing the front door is cool! Don't touch me you drink! Don't touch me you giant beverage, you are sweating or condensating I will kick you in the tights and you will go down you're very top-heavy. you glass bitch, you glass bastard!*
*OH YEAH!*
*Oh No! naughty naughty Kool Aid..*
*Oh yeah..?*
*no.. no*
*oh yeah?..*
*no...*"
BOOUF!!! (Exploding Sound) *oh yeah!, oh yeah!, oh yeah!!!*
"Right, and the little kids were all excited,
"YES, YES!!!"
"and then they would drink out of him after debris fell in his open, dumb head, he would pour himself,
*OH YEAH! OH YEAH!*
"...him and his crazy tights...I don't like that, I don't like when juice wears tights. it's a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights, fuck drinking out of him, If that was me I'd be like
*oh no no no no no, you fix that wall before dad gets home from work, hes gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here, you stupid idiot, yeah comin' through the wall is real fuckin' cool, useing the front door is cool! Don't touch me you drink! Don't touch me you giant beverage, you are sweating or condensating I will kick you in the tights and you will go down you're very top-heavy. you glass bitch, you glass bastard!*
*OH YEAH!*
*Oh No! naughty naughty Kool Aid..*
*Oh yeah..?*
*no.. no*
*oh yeah?..*
*no...*"