Dating Application...
If you are planning on applying for either mine or Matti's dating application form you first must fill out this Application form!! Will change for certain boys! BE HONEST!
The Dating Application...
1. Name:
2. Additional Name: (this includes, names that were previously changed and may contain a symbol, gang nickname, CIA nickname, etc..)
3. Name Origin:
4. Address:
5. How long have you been a residence of this address?
6. Do you currently have any roommates? (If you answered yes to this question, please answer the 6 a, b c and d)
6a. Are any of your roommates female or male?:
6b. Is the relationship between you and your current roommate strictly platonic? (for those of you who went to Seneca Valley or MC, platonic means non sexual)
6c. Do you have any children or are you sharing an animal with your current roommate?
6d. What is your roommate’s bra size or stick size (you know what im talking about)? (If you know this answer, please discontinue this application. Either you are having a relationship with your current roommate, or your roommate is the Village Bicycle, either way, you are not permitted to engage in any type of relationship with the applicant).
7. Have you fathered any children?
8. Is there a possibility that you may have fathered children in the past, but were too drunk to remember?
9. What is your longest relationship?
10. Do you find Ru Paul attractive?
11. Have you ever been or are currently married? (If you answered yes to this question, please discontinue this application, used goods are not in the applicant’s best interest).
12. Are you a fan of star trek? (If yes please do not continue!)
13. Do you own a Ace of Base tape cassette?
14. Do you currently have any warrants for your arrest anywhere in the United States?