Little Known Facts About Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney doesn't shoot first. "First" implies that the target gets to shoot back.
Dick Cheney survived his heart attacks by staring his heart down until it was frightened back into beating.
Dick Cheney allowed himself to be vice president cause if anyone was going to kill George Bush, by God it was going to be Dick Cheney.
Anne Coulter used to be a liberal activist, then she got drunk and slept with Dick Cheney.
Michael Moore is not fat, he is swollen from being beaten by Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney was the inspiration for "Neo".
"Matrix : Reloaded" and "Matrix : Revolutions" were originally good movies, but once all the parts that actually happened to Dick Cheney were removed cause of security reasons, they sucked.
Dick Cheney insulted Chuck Norris' beard, and lived to tell about it.
Dick Cheney survived his heart attacks by staring his heart down until it was frightened back into beating.
Dick Cheney allowed himself to be vice president cause if anyone was going to kill George Bush, by God it was going to be Dick Cheney.
Anne Coulter used to be a liberal activist, then she got drunk and slept with Dick Cheney.
Michael Moore is not fat, he is swollen from being beaten by Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney was the inspiration for "Neo".
"Matrix : Reloaded" and "Matrix : Revolutions" were originally good movies, but once all the parts that actually happened to Dick Cheney were removed cause of security reasons, they sucked.
Dick Cheney insulted Chuck Norris' beard, and lived to tell about it.