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[badbadbathhouse]

Ooh~ la la! Never in my wildest (and wettest) dreams did I ever think this kink meme would yield such passionate results! With nearly five thousand comments in the initial post, I figured it was high time we bring the naked party over into a new post to leave the first open for request followup and... other forms of fulfillment

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P4 x The World R:2 (2/I need to give this thing a better title)

[anonymous]

As a party member, NanaPurin was a solid one. Souji knew she was six year old in real life, but she looked about ten in the World and played like she was sixteen--she hardly needed him, but for his first few levels she walked with him, explained the perils of staying in a field too long, showed him how to sneak up on monsters and how to open booby-trapped treasure chests. She gave him better equipment than his starting set once he was a high enough level for it and shared some of her items with him (the offensive spell scrolls were, Souji realized, largely what allowed her to play solo as a character that normally was entirely relegated to support roles in a party. She couldn't capitalize on Rengekis, but she remembered what the manual said and talked Souji through his first few opportunities. She healed him so he wouldn't have to use any of his own items and said it was nothing when he thanked her.

"Do you always play by yourself?" Souji asked.

"No, sometimes Dad's with me," NanaPurin answered, but then her PC looked at nothing in particular. "Oh, it's 7:30. I'll take you to the Beast Temple and you can pick up the treasure, and then we can go back to town and not get PK'd while we eat dinner."

The accessory in the Beast Temple was a bit too high-leveled for Souji, but NanaPurin insisted he keep it so he put it in his inventory and they went back to Mac Anu.

In the real world, Nanako Dojima and Souji Seta sat at the table in the Dojima residence eating side dishes bought from Junes and rice from the rice cooker. Nanako didn't speak much through the entire meal except to offer Souji seconds when he finished his rice. He politely declined. Nanako poured them both Kagome brand vegetable juice and drank half her glass."Do you want pudding?" she asked.

"Yes please." Then, "Is that why your character is named NanaPurin?"

"Dad always eats my pudding," Nanako mumbled. "But lately he doesn't eat it anymore. I think maybe my character reminds him that it's my pudding so he can't eat it."

The cousins ate their pudding in silence, brushed their teeth, and trooped to their rooms afterward.

On the World, NanaPurin stifled a yawn. "Can I call you big bro?"

Souji nodded. "You should go to bed, Nanako."

"Don't call me that on the World. I'm NanaPurin." NanaPurin yawns again. "Dad just can't get used to calling me anything different, though, so I have to let him call me Nanako."

"Okay, NanaPurin. You should still go to bed, though." Souji pauses, then adds, "Thank you for showing me around today, NanaPurin. It was fun."

"Yeah... we should go to a field again sometime." NanaPurin yawned mightily. "Good night, Big Bro," she added sleepily. The Harvest Cleric logged off.

Souji wandered around fields and leveled up for another hour. He went to the save shop, backed up his character and experience, and logged off to go to sleep.

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Anon is sorry about this being insane and completely unbetaed. Also, anon will probably at some point post some kind of "crazy meta-headcanon reasons for choosing weird names/allot job classes/epitaphs/whatnot" kind of comment for this fic because it's going to need a lot of explanation. But, uh... well, Nanako's username is kind of silly. Purin = pudding in Japanese. So, NanaPurin = Nanako + pudding. >> Yeah, don't mind me. Please forgive me for being made of fail "orz

Re: P4 x The World R:2 (2/I need to give this thing a better title)

[anonymous]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS IT.
*anon has sent 'Guadian' and 'something-awesome-from-the-.hack-games-cos-it's-been-really-a-long-time-and-i-can't-remember'... oh, I know! and 'Automatic Tabby Remover' to writer anon!*

(man, i really need to replay gu...)