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Ooh~ la la! Never in my wildest (and wettest) dreams did I ever think this kink meme would yield such passionate results! With nearly five thousand comments in the initial post, I figured it was high time we bring the naked party over into a new post to leave the first open for request followup and... other forms of fulfillment
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Kanji hated public bathrooms. Just thinking about all the people who had been in before him, and would be going in after, with all their germs… maybe it wasn’t manly, but he had serious health concerns, dammit!
This bathroom, though, was out of the way. He’d almost never seen anyone else go into it. Not that he hung around scoping out public bathrooms or anything, but…
Kanji heard the door swing open, followed by giggling. Check that - a pair of giggling voices.
“Trust me, no one ever uses this one. It’s perfect.”
[Wait a minute… was that Senpai’s voice?]
Kanji was thankful the stall door went completely to the floor. No need for any awkward confrontations…
“You seem to know an awful lot about bathroom traffic. I didn’t know you came with fetishes.”
The conversation was a little more lewd than Kanji had hoped. Okay, Voice #2 was clearly not Yosuke or Teddie (Kanji felt queasy even considering that possibility). So it was…?
“This from the man who publicly declares his love of balls?”
[Oh, okay. Senpai’s basketball buddy, Kou. A name and a face to go with the voice. A name and a face!? Hell no…]
“Hey, shut up! Are we gonna do this or what?”
Kanji froze in terror. He was pretty sure “this” didn’t involve vandalism or some sort of prank.
“Sure, let me just put up the ‘cleaning in progress’ sign outside so we aren’t disturbed.”
He heard the door open and close. One exit, no one else coming in… sealed in.
[Maybe they’re just going to, uh, hug and kiss. Yeah, that’s it. Nothing that long or involved or -]
The rustling of clothing being shed came to his ears as Kanji stared straight ahead at the stall door.
[This is not happening… I am NOT listening to Senpai and Kou stripping to -]
A loud groan punctuated Kanji’s thoughts. Followed by another, louder, lustier groan.
“Ungh… all that practice polishing balls really… uhhh… paid off, huh?”
Kanji could hear the smirk in Souji’s voice even as the moans and grunts made clear he wasn’t going to be able to get in those one-liners much longer.
“You have some of the lamest jokes, you know that? Now are you going to do your part or do I have to do everything myself?”
Kanji thought Kou was trying to sound annoyed, but it came out more amused than anything else.
“Hey, I’m your captain on and off the court, right?”
Kanji heard the distinctive sound of something being squirted out of a tube, followed by a snort.
“You wish, city boy. So are you going to just stand there or put those pretty fingers to good use?”
[Pretty fingers to… good use? That means -]
A drawn out, decidedly higher moan interrupted Kanji’s inner monologue. He looked down at the trail of blood dripping down his face.
[Oh shit. This just gets worse and worse.]
Another guttural sound followed by Kou crying out “another!” slammed Kanji back into reality.
[I hope this is more absorbent than it looks.]
Kanji desperately grabbed at the flimsy Junes-brand one-ply roll next to the seat. Only to discover, of course, that it was down to the end of the roll. With no spare rolls in the stall.
[The hell! No wonder no one uses this bathroom!]
Kanji looked up alarmed as he heard another loud cry from Kou, followed by panting. There was a lot more shifting around and then the door to his stall vibrated as someone collided with it.
[Really, Senpai? You had to decide to do this right in front of my stall?!]
“Let’s hope your aim is better here than elsewhere.”
“I haven’t had any complaints yet.”
Kanji heard another snort.
“Yeah, well, let’s just say that basketball scoring has higher standards of skill required than with soccer. The target is, as I’m sure you’ve realized, much smaller.”
Kanji eyes widened again as he felt blood began to drip through the flimsy toilet paper he was holding up to his nose.
[Too much info…]
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[It doesn’t matter that I can’t see what’s going on. I can hear every damn sound from both of them!]
Kou’s wailing was getting lower and lustier as Kanji’s stall door rattled back and forth with greater speed and force.
[Well at least Senpai is as quiet as he usually is.]
A sudden lower-pitched groan followed by a new series of grunts began to accompany the wailing as Kanji felt another blood vessel in his nose explode.
[Scratch that.]
The motions of the stall door and the loud cries were growing stronger and closer together as Kanji began to feel more and more lightheaded. He looked down to see his shirt soaked through.
[It has to stop soon… either they finish or I black out, right?]
“Souji! Oh! Oh! Oh!”
Kanji heard an extremely drawn out, loud cry at the same time as the stall door finally stopped moving back and forth. A few grunts followed and then the sound of bodies shifting as Kou and Souji began to move apart.
[Yosuke-senpai, you wuss. There was no way the bathhouse was this traumatizing. No way.]
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Round one had been followed by round two, which had taken even longer. Kanji was pretty sure he was going to need a new shirt and a transfusion when he finally managed to get out of the damned stall.
[I know why Senpai never had a shadow to face... he's already a crazed sex-fiend.]
Kanji listened dazedly to the sound of clothes being put back on and pants zipped up as he stared at the stall door, willing Kou and Souji to not stay any longer to “bask in the afterglow.”
“So, Junes is off the list then. What’s next?”
[The list? What’s next?]
Uh-oh.
Kanji felt a new wave of nausea coming on.
“Well, we’ve done the gym, most of the regular Yasogami bathrooms, the police station, the gasoline stand, the train station… and now Junes. Maybe the theaters in Okina next?”
Kanji heard laughter as the door opened and closed and Souji and Kou exited.
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As Kanji finally exited the bathroom, he knew that he was never going to be able to use any public bathroom within a two-hour radius of Inaba again.
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Ahaha, awesome.
Poor Kanji, I love his little comments during the couple's sex.
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ILU ILU ILU I really liked Kanji's running commentary, aha. and I bet he won't be looking at his senpai the same for a long while. Or maybe he'll be going to the theatre often, who knows.
“Well, we’ve done the gym, most of the regular Yasogami bathrooms, the police station, the gasoline stand, the train station… and now Junes. Maybe the theaters in Okina next?”
MARRY ME
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