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Feb 12, 2009 23:30

Ooh~ la la! Never in my wildest (and wettest) dreams did I ever think this kink meme would yield such passionate results! With nearly five thousand comments in the initial post, I figured it was high time we bring the naked party over into a new post to leave the first open for request followup and... other forms of fulfillment ( Read more... )

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I Like My Coffee Black Just Like My Metal~ [ 2/2 ] anonymous February 17 2009, 14:07:21 UTC
Kanji seemed a little embarrassed to admit it, but he had gone to check out some swing albums. He loved swing music, oddly enough. “Just here, you know, to get some, uh music.” Real smooth there Kanji, real smooth.

The girl giggled, “Same here.”

There went the awkward silence between two individuals that had little in common outside the team investigation. Kanji tried his best to break said awkwardness, which he was soon going to regret. “So, what are you listening to?”

“This time I’m listening to some Nine Inch Nails, you know their song Closer? Oh, I mean wow, what was Reznor-sama thinking when he put together such tantalizing lyrics?”

Oh yeah, Kanji was regretting it. He didn’t want to be rude or anything, so, he let her continue.

“That line in particular, you know, the one where he says I want to fu-”

Kanji couldn’t take it anymore, he had to cut her off before she made a mockery of him in front of everyone. “Uh, I’ve got to go Yukiko-senpai! I think my mom wants me back at the textile shop, pronto. Nice seeing you, later!”

Yet another person to haul themselves away from her sight, seriously, what was up with them? She sighed and looked over her shoulder to spot both Chie and Rise. They had wide grins decorating their faces, she sighed once more.

“I knew you could do it Yukiko, that was brilliant,” Chie patted her best friend on the back.

Rise nodded happily, “See, it wasn’t so bad.”

“But I really do like those bands, you just made me word it as such. That was so embarrassing…” Yukiko blushed.

Both Rise and Chie high-fived each other, and then looked back at Yukiko. She didn’t approve of the mischievous looks they had.

“Now for the grand finale!” Rise giggled as she jumped up into the air.

“Grand finale? But I thought it was only the two first people that came to--”

Rise shook an indignant finger in Yukiko’s face, “Nope, there’s still one more person!”

“Teddie?” Yukiko asked hopeful.

Rise snorted, “As if, he’d probably pounce you if you insinuated any type of innuendos. You know how quick he is on the puns.”

Yukiko then finally realized what the idol was getting at, and a look of utmost horror adorned her face. “You… No, no way! He’s out of the question!”

Chie drew closer to Yukiko and whispered in her ear, “Sorry hun, but you owe us.”

The darker haired of the three gulped, and really regretted ever getting the girls into that predicament that one time. Why oh why were they so cruel? It was creepy how much Chie reminded her of Yosuke at that instant.

“Oh lookie, there’s Souji and he’s with Nanako-chan!”

And that’s when Yukiko officially knew that her supposed girlfriends were spawns of Satan.

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Anon!writer is a moron D: anonymous February 18 2009, 16:02:04 UTC
*facepalm*

Anon!writer would like to apologize for the fact that Yukiko made Kanji ask what she was listening to twice in the fill. Sheesh, I should really try to fill requests when I'm completely awake. D:

Poor Kanji, he must've been wondering why the hell Yukiko ignored his question the first time. ;-; I could see it now...

~~~~

Yukiko walks up to Kanji and taps him on the shoulder, "Hi Kanji-kun. I'm glad I caught you, there's something I wanted to talk to you about."

"Sure, Yukiko-senpai, what is it?"

"It's about that time, in the music department at Junes..."

Kanji turned beet red and looked away from her gaze, "Uh, what about it?"

The brunette sighed, "I just wanted to apologize for not answering your inquiry the first time around. You know, about what I was listening to? You see, the person writing about us was also writing about Souji and Yosuke. I believe they were passing the time doing extra curricular activities. So, naturally she was mighty distracted, just as I was really. But I blame her for her obvious incompetence."

If Kanji wasn't weirded out by Yukiko previously, he sure as hell was now. What the hell did she mean by Yosuke and Souji-senpai and... extra curricular activities? Well, he wasn't aware they had any clubs together at all. He looked around beginning to get a little more than paranoid, "There are people writing about us? That sounds... uh..."

"Oh you're hopeless, they're our fans silly," Yukiko smiled wide.

Although, that didn't stop Kanji from letting that feeling of uneasiness take over. What was the world coming to? What was going on? Why would people want to write about them... or him for that matter?! Did they know about Mr. Scruffy Bear or Handsome Tuxedo Ben with the accompanying wedding bride set Pretty Pretty Marry Me Sally Ann? He got them off eBay at such a great price, but if anyone knew... Those writers would surely pay...

"Anyways, that's all I wanted to say. Now, I have one more thing I'd like to do."

Kanji scratched his head pensively and wasn't sure if to ask her or not... Was it a trap? "What is it...? Why do you have that odd sparkle in your eyes Yukiko-senp--"

The platinum blond teen was cut off by Yukiko as she basically pounced Kanji, and proceeded to have her way with his mouth. She pushed him against a wall, and continued the assault.

Once Kanji regained his composure he thought to himself, "Damn, whoever this writer person is... they better mess up more often!"

~~~~~~~

And there's some more of my lame attempt to make things better. D: Once again, please forgive this anon for her incompetence.

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Re: Anon!writer is a moron D: anonymous February 19 2009, 19:08:01 UTC
>Handsome Tuxedo Ben

I. I DON'T EVEN.

I JUST LOST IT.

I CAN'T BREATH.

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Re: Anon!writer is a moron D: anonymous March 8 2009, 17:07:00 UTC
Dude, I never read this before, but it's awesome! Oh Yukiko <3

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