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Feb 12, 2009 23:30

Ooh~ la la! Never in my wildest (and wettest) dreams did I ever think this kink meme would yield such passionate results! With nearly five thousand comments in the initial post, I figured it was high time we bring the naked party over into a new post to leave the first open for request followup and... other forms of fulfillment ( Read more... )

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Hell hath no fury anonymous February 16 2009, 01:01:34 UTC
The first thing Adachi noticed as he approached Dojima-san's house with him was that the air was suddenly, unseasonably cold. The next thing he noticed was the thick atmosphere. It was like he was choking on air. He glanced over at Dojima-san, who had stopped just short of opening the door. Apparently he had noticed it too. But before he could ask Dojima-san why he had paled whiter than any gaijin he'd ever met, the door was opened, and there was Nanako-chan. Dear, sweet, innocent Nanako-chan. She was smiling up at them, but something was off about this smile. There was something sinister about it. A sinister that surpassed even what he was capable of.

"Dad! Welcome home!" She tilted her head to the side cutely, yet somehow Adachi found himself resisting the urge to wet himself. Was it the atmosphere? Before Dojima-san had a chance to sputter out a reply -why was he so scared?- Nanako went in for the kill.

"Someone ate the pudding for myself last night again." Wait...what? She was glaring at Dojima-san as if accusing him of the vile(?) act. Again? Had he done it before? It would certainly explain the terrified look gracing Dojima-san's usually intimidating features.

"Na-nanako-chan, why are you looking at me like that? You know I didn't come home last night..." Because he was drunk and at his place. "It couldn't have been me...I learned my lesson last time!" Ah, so he had done it before. The poor sap. Taking a little girl's pudding. He should have known that was an inexcusable evil. Not that Adachi knew before this. But hell if he was going to let this get by without holding it over Dojima-san's head in some way.

"But no one else could ha--" Her eyes widened then. "Big bro..."

Man, Adachi sure as hell didn't want to be that kid right now. When Dojima-san suggested they go to his place instead, Adachi quickly agreed. They were in the car and down the street before Nanako had a chance to close the door.

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Re: Hell hath no fury anonymous February 16 2009, 01:02:47 UTC
"the pudding I MADE for myself" sorry I fail.

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OP anonymous February 16 2009, 01:05:59 UTC
oiiwefjiowejiofew poor Souji oh god. I should have known Nanako was a budding yandere, deep down inside.

Thanks!

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Re: OP anonymous February 16 2009, 01:08:06 UTC
it's all those repressed emotions. they were bound to manifest sooner or later.

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Re: OP anonymous February 16 2009, 01:09:26 UTC
All those prompts about the Scooby Gang being overprotective of Nanako when she gets older and gets a boyfriend, when the person her future paramour should really be afraid of is Nanako herself.

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Re: OP anonymous February 16 2009, 01:10:58 UTC
THAT should probably be a prompt. And Dojima would be all like "have fun kids!" and all the while the poor sap would be wondering why he wasn't getting the standard "if you ever hurt my girl" speech

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Re: OP anonymous February 16 2009, 01:11:50 UTC
I am going to request it. Right now.

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Re: Hell hath no fury anonymous February 16 2009, 01:20:59 UTC
This screams sequel. :O

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Like a Nanako who just wants her pudding anonymous February 16 2009, 01:35:36 UTC
If Souji had noticed any signs of panic in his uncle's voice when he called to tell him he wouldn't be home again that night, he brushed it off as Adachi doing something weird while he was on the phone again. That's why he thought tonight would be a perfect night to bring home his date of the day, Yukiko. He would send Nanako-chan to bed early, and then he'd invite the lovely Miss Amagi up to his room, like so many before her. He did notice, however, when Yukiko hugged his arm a little tighter as they approached the house.

"It's cold, Souji-kun." He grinned and assured her that he'd make sure she was nice and warm. When he coughed, trying to catch his breath, he assumed it was just the heavy summer air. Nevermind that it completely contradicted the cold air. When his hand was shocked upon touching the doorknob, he brushed it off as static electricity. After all, Yukiko was wearing a sweater, and his hands had been all over her before.

He did notice, however, when he walked in an Nanako was standing there, waiting for him, hands behind her back. Yukiko smiled as she walked in with him. "Oh, hello, Nanako-chan."

Nanako looked up then and smiled at them. "Hello Yuki-chan, hi Big Bro! Welcome home!"

Something wasn't right here.

"I made some pudding for all of us! You like pudding, don't you Big Bro? I made some especially for you." If Souji had common sense, he would have put two and two together, and suggested they go to the inn instead. Instead, he just smiled and nodded. "Yeah, it's great. Especially when you make it Nanako-chan."

Nanako tilted her head to the side then and smiled more, pulling out a large wooden spoon from behind her back, covered in chocolate pudding. "Then here, let me feed you." Souji didn't have time to react as she pounced, resisting his struggles as she shoved the spoon down his throat, laughing as she watched him gag on it. "DO YOU LIKE MY PUDDING NOW BIG BRO? HUH? DO YOU? DO YOU WANT SOME MORE!?"

As Yukiko watched the scene unfolding, she could only think that Nanako had a lot of potential. She'd have to take her under her wing.

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OP again anonymous February 16 2009, 01:41:55 UTC
WOEIFJEIOWJFOIEWJFOIWEJIOEWJFIOWEJFOIEW SO MUCH YES

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Re: OP again anonymous February 16 2009, 01:47:57 UTC
good lead in for below, Y/Y?

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Re: OP again anonymous February 16 2009, 01:48:50 UTC
Do I really have to answer this?

Do you even have to ask?

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Re: Like a Nanako who just wants her pudding anonymous February 16 2009, 21:00:15 UTC
That last line was pure excellence xD.

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Re: Like a Nanako who just wants her pudding anonymous February 17 2009, 07:10:19 UTC
what better teacher of the ways of the yandere than the queen herself?

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