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SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
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He rolled back onto his back and looked at the ceiling, mind wandering to other things. They had gone into the TV world that day, and he had picked up a few more Persona. He had to admit, they were becoming quite the interesting collection representing many of the mythological creatures he'd read about in literature classes. He blinked as a thought hit him. His Persona! According to the myths, they had sex all the time! Well, well. What the perfect plan! He could ask the Persona for tips, and the others would be none the wiser. But which one? As he started his mental inventory, the first one he recalled having was Lilim. She looked nice enough, maybe she'd be willing to help. After taking a moment to focus, he summoned the Persona, and watched as she appeared, floating before him.
Lilim looked around, confused before turning to Souji. "...you called for me?"
Souji nodded as he sat up. "Lilim...I need your help. Tell me, how do I seduce someone?"
Lilim giggled a bit to herself and moved to sit on his knee. "Oh, is that all? Well, that's easy enough. All you have to is slip into their room and appear before them. Then, you just have your way with them."
Souji blinked a few times. That sounded a lot like rape to him. He should probably get a second opinion on this. He thanked Lilim and dismissed her, wondering who else might be able to help him.
(Authornon apologizes for teh lame, but as it progresses, hopefully it will get better)
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Souji ran a hand through his hair, trying to recall enough mythology to know who else he should try summoning. There had to be better ways to get started than just going in and raping them. Not that he would even know what to do. Oh, just have your way with them. How does that teach him anything? He needed to keep away from the sex demons for now. He'd ask them again when he got to the mechanics of it, but they were obviously lacking the emotional capacity to seduce someone properly. He needed someone who knew what love was, and how to please their lover. Someone like…Parvati. She was in love with, uh…someone…wasn't she?
Again, Souji closed his eyes, and called forth his Persona, asking the same question, "How do I seduce someone?"
Parvati sat quietly, thoughtful for a moment. "You must go to Kamadeva, the god of love, and ask him to shoot them with his arrows-of-desire."
Souji just looked at her blankly for a moment. This was the lover of Shiva and force of all power…and she resorted to cupid's arrows. He sighed and thanked her before dismissing her. There had to be ONE persona that didn't resort to underhanded tactics to get what they wanted. Were these really a reflection of his soul?
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