Coming to you live from a very steamy journal post~
Why, hello there, kittens! I'm Kanji, esteemed reporter of all things fabulous and ever so delightfully naughty, and I'm here with a most special update for a fandom just beginning its long, hard... journey into adulthood~!
SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
In this scintillating post of mine, you can comment anonymously with any pairing ( Read more... )
SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
In this scintillating post of mine, you can comment anonymously with any pairing ( Read more... )
Sitting at her computer, sure to keep all other lights off since it was indeed late and her parents would get mad at her for staying up, even though it was the weekend, she started typing.
"T-t-too freakin' h-hot.....sooooo good...
NNNNGGGGGH, YOSUKE! (I'm getting turned on by this story already...)
YOU'VE GOTTA MAKE MORE OF THESE FICS!
I just can't stop reading them!!!!!
Thanks anon!
I'm gonna have very hot sexy dreams tonight!"
And indeed she had sexy dreams of her sometimes glasses wearing, shadow obliterating, lover of Souji. Nor could she stop the way her hand had crept down into her pajamas, though that's a story that I shall not go into too much detail with.
Four minutes after that comment, at 2:25 am, another request that had yet to be filled caught her eye, and she once again needed to reply like burning.
"YES, YES, AND YES! :D
This needs to be written.....DEFINITELY!"
Despite the plead of one anonymous person at 3:44 am to: "get out
or at least reply to the right threads"
, the very next night at 10:17 pm, ilyosuke decided to comment on another fill that had been particularly arousing. Each mention of Yosuke's beef missile or Souji's Bald Avenger, The made her mind spin in circles. And each time Souji's Buster McThunderstick went up Yosuke's cock dock, it excited her to no end. Likewise, whenever Yosuke found himself in a situation where his Purple-helmeted spartan of love thrust into Souji's fluffy sausage wallet, her poor little mind exploded into a myriad of goo and sparkles and joy and it was a meat explosion. Almost like she had been tossed into the Meat Dimension, and the only people there were Yosuke and Souji, both encased in meat and made out of meat and smelling like meat, and it was SO DELICIOUS.
"OH MY GOD, THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE HOTTEST STORIES OF
YOSUKE I'VE EVER READ.........
TOO HOT FOR WORDS.......
Dirty thoughts filling head.....
GOD!
THANK YOU 1000 TIMES ANON!"
Yes, dirty thoughts of her very own Meat Dimension that starred only Souji and Yosuke filled her head. It was so hot, one of the hottest things ever to enter through her eyes and into her brain.
Again, at 10:49 pm, another comment made it's way onto the main stream of comments.
"1000 TIMES HOT ANON HONEY!
Keep those Souji x Yosuke fics coming!"
She seemed to have a fixation on the number 1,000. Mayhaps it is the number of times she has wished she was Souji? Or Yosuke? Or the number of times she has cried because she will never be either?
Regardless, at 10:57 pm, a scant eight minutes later, a rightfully angry anonymous person replied:
"Learn to reply to the comment. :| Yeesh.
"Reply to this" is your friend. Really."
Another anonymous person agreed with the first anonymous at 2:17 am with:
"this.
learn how to use lj."
We'll never truly know if ilyosuke will ever heed the advice to learn how to use the "(Reply to this)" function. Nor will we ever know what exactly has been going through her head while both playing the game and posting the two entries that are not public in her journal.
What we do know is that she loves Yosuke. A lot.
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And that kids, is why you should never blow off studying for a history exam and write ungodly retarded things about people you don't know, based entirely on information one finds by clicking around and making an ass of themselves.
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Did you ever know that you're my hero? You are the wind beneath my wings.
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That means a lot to me anon, honestly <3
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But, to know that someone lol'd? *awesome face*
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Even though it's embarrassing, I really hope she reads this and learns from her mistakes.
(CAUSE IT IS STARTING TO ANNOY ME)
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More like 'it makes me want to punch whoever has the same Yosuke icon (or just own the shit out of him/her with an Ice Amp'd Niflheim with Kuraokami Vow equipped. o__o)
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MAYHAPS TOMORROW, WHEN I AM COHERENT AND WELL RESTED, I SHALL TRY THIS.
.......Also what giant squid are you talking about? I'm so lost it hurts my brain.
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