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cyber sexings

[anonymous]

(With apologies to the anon who made the request, and the amazing IM writing anons a few pages back)

detectiveprince: This is a terrible idea
detectiveprince: I don't know why I even listen to you
risette_rocks: oh naoto~ it'll be a big help i promise
risette_rocks: trust me on this :D
detectiveprince: But I don't understand why
risette_rocks: guys like it okay!!!
risette_rocks: we talked about this earlier
risette_rocks: kanji-kun will love it <3
detectiveprince: NO
detectiveprince: THATS NOT IT AT ALL
detectiveprince: THIS IS PURELY AN EXERCISE
risette_rocks: riiiiighhht
risette_rocks: :>
risette_rocks: lets get started~ <3
risette_rocks: so, what r u wearing?? :3
detectiveprince: um
detectiveprince: A school uniform
risette_rocks: ...
risette_rocks: try to get into this naoto~
risette_rocks: youre not supposed to tell the truth -_-
detectiveprince: oh
detectiveprince: Sorry
risette_rocks: we can work with this though, a school uniform is pretty hot <3
risette_rocks: so, handsome boy :3
risette_rocks: where are we? what are we doing?
detectiveprince: You should really know
detectiveprince: Because you're there
risette_rocks: -_-
risette_rocks: we're imagining naoto~
risette_rocks: give me details!! where who what :3
detectiveprince: um
detectiveprince: You
detectiveprince: and me
detectiveprince: ...
detectiveprince: in the kitchen?
detectiveprince: with
detectiveprince: um
risette_rocks: with a candlestick?
risette_rocks: this isnt clue naoto >:((
risette_rocks: although i bet there are tons of things you can do with a candlestick >:3

* detectiveprince signed off

* detectiveprince signed on

risette_rocks: aw why did you log off? :O :O
risette_rocks: i was just about to tell you about the candlesticks~
detectiveprince: nonothankyouitsfine
detectiveprince: That won't be necessary
risette_rocks: okay whatev
risette_rocks: so you and me are in the kitchen :3
risette_rocks: what next?
detectiveprince: I
detectiveprince: I take off
detectiveprince: your
detectiveprince: ...
detectiveprince: I can't do this
detectiveprince: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT
risette_rocks: naoto naoto
risette_rocks: okay let me. i'll show you <3 <3
risette_rocks: we're in the kitchen :DD i slowly undo your belt
risette_rocks: and reach a hand inside your pants
risette_rocks: ...
risette_rocks: you like this?
detectiveprince: I
detectiveprince: um
detectiveprince: You haven't done anything yet
risette_rocks: >:((((
risette_rocks: MY HAND IS INSIDE YOUR PANTS OKAY
detectiveprince: Rise
detectiveprince: I don't think you know what you're doing either
risette_rocks: i know tons about this stuff!!!!
risette_rocks: im an expert
detectiveprince: Maybe we should research this elsewhere
detectiveprince: Although I think you're wrong about Kanji
detectiveprince: I don't think he'll like this at all
risette_rocks: shut up naoto i can totally do this
risette_rocks: i move my hand
risette_rocks: inside your pants
risette_rocks: i move it around a lot
detectiveprince: ...
detectiveprince: Shaking, you mean?
risette_rocks: no no no D:<
risette_rocks: im moving it eroticly
detectiveprince: erotically
risette_rocks: yes :3
detectiveprince: No, you spelled it wrong
risette_rocks: :(
risette_rocks: well we cant all be perfect
risette_rocks: so are you turned on~??
detectiveprince: No
risette_rocks: :(((((((
detectiveprince: I'm sorry
risette_rocks: you dont get it
risette_rocks: you just need more experience in sexing
detectiveprince: That's not a verb, Rise
risette_rocks: D:<
risette_rocks: im taking my hand out your pants now
detectiveprince: I didn't realize it was still there

* risette_rocks signed off

(writer!anon)

[anonymous]

Apologies OP, it didn't quite fit your prompt!

OP

[anonymous]

GAH. No apologies necessary, writer!anon! It was adorable and hilarious and fluffy and THERE WAS EVEN RISE which I secretly wanted but didn't write in the request.

So, clearly, you read my mind.

Love and cookies and infinite internets to you, my dear dear writer!anon.

Re: OP

[anonymous]

....sigh

I won't delete the above comment, it's usually obvious what nonsense I wrote.

Thanks again for the awesome prompt, OP :-)

OP again

[sita_face]

Hell, I'll out myself, too. I'll keep quiet about some of my skeezier requests, but this one was rather silly. I AM NOT ASHAMED MOST OF THE TIME.

Rise is the princess of the intrawebz. And Naoto is... like, her reluctant ward. Or something.

Bottom line: fantasmagorical win of epic proportions.

Re: cyber sexings

[anonymous]

I loled, anon. And Rise was totally my first thought for this prompt (I love her smilie usage XD)

Re: cyber sexings

[anonymous]

Oh fffff that was hilarious XD;; I love how Rise has to be like, "I'M SO MAD AT YOU I'M TAKING MY HAND OUT OF YOUR PANTS. SO THERE."

Re: cyber sexings

[anonymous]

OH GOD THAT WAS AMAZING XD

(not op btw)

Re: cyber sexings

[anonymous]

oh god, I was grinning so hard through this my mouth hurts. XD

Re: cyber sexings

[anonymous]

LOVE IT A+++ WOULD READ AGAIN

Re: cyber sexings

[anonymous]

holy crap the ending made me laugh SO HARD.

Re: cyber sexings

[anonymous]

OH GOD PLEASE MORE

SEQUELS

WHATEVER

I DON'T CARE, I JUST LOVE IT

writer!anon again

[anonymous]

To the commenting anons: glad to be of service - or at least Rise is :3

(Yes I posted while logged in up there but let's pretend I'm anonymous)

Re: cyber sexings

[anonymous]

risette_rocks: im moving it eroticly
detectiveprince: erotically
risette_rocks: yes :3
detectiveprince: No, you spelled it wrong

This here?.. I.. damn.. broken

Re: cyber sexings

[anonymous]

'in the kitchen with a candlestick' 'this isn't clue naoto' killed me