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“I know I don’t, thanks!” Yosuke yelped, cutting him off. His flush was spreading down his neck. Why didn’t anyone ever mention that sex was this ridiculously humiliating?! He looked up at Souji, down at their hips, and then back up at Souji again. “Wh-what I mean is, one of us sticks that,” an awkward finger pointed down, “in the other’s uh….umm. You know, that place where you can stick it other than like…your mouth.”

“…Your ear?”

“Your ear?! Man, that’s gross! What the hell!”

“Well, it wouldn’t fit in your nose!”

“Human males have more holes than in your face!”

Yosuke almost visibly saw the light bulb go on. Souji blinked down at him.“Are you doing it, or am I?”

“You’re the leader, you decide.”

“I don’t think that applies here.”

“It’s supposed to hurt,” Yosuke mumbled.

Souji frowned at this. “Then you can put it in me.” Yosuke should’ve expected as much - as leader, Souji was used to putting everyone else’s needs before his own. It was a trait of a great leader, but it also meant that Souji never put his needs first, but sometimes, it was alright to be selfish.

Yosuke elbowed him in the ribs. “No, you do it.”

“No, you-“

“Just do it Souji!” Yosuke snapped. “Because I trust you with everything so far and it hasn’t backfired, so I’m sure that if anyone’s not going to fuck this up, it’s going to be you.” Souji stared at him and seemed to understand, because his smile afterwards was awkward, a little shy, and grateful - grateful as in, thank you for trusting me, not thank you for letting me.

There was, unfortunately, nothing that could make first times less painful, even with convenience store lube (someone had had the foresight for that, at least). “Ow ow ow ow ow ow! Shit! Why can’t you be tinier?!”

Souji scoffed. “What kind of question is that? Why can’t you be bigger?”

“What, you want to have sex with Hanako-chan or somethi-“

“Don’t. Even. Go. There.”

Souji flopped over onto his back next to Yosuke with a sigh, arms over his head. Failed attempts made additional tries more difficult, as well as very effectively killing off any motive in the first place. He stared up at Yosuke’s ceiling. Normally challenges posed no problem for him - try, try again - but at the same time, he knew a good time to give up and regroup when he saw one. “This is difficult.”

“This sucks,” Yosuke said, rolling to his side, frowning. “Talk about a complete bust.”

“There’s always next time.” Souji got no response after that, and when he turned his head to look, Yosuke was glowering at his sheets. With a laugh, he rolled onto his side to face the boy and ran a hand down Yosuke’s side, comforting.

“Stop doing that, that’s so gay,” Yosuke muttered, but he made no move to stop him.