Coming to you live from a very steamy journal post~

Dec 30, 2008 18:16

Why, hello there, kittens! I'm Kanji, esteemed reporter of all things fabulous and ever so delightfully naughty, and I'm here with a most special update for a fandom just beginning its long, hard... journey into adulthood~!

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this will make sense only in the meat dimension anonymous January 27 2009, 03:50:27 UTC
(This doesn't fit the prompt and 99% of it comes from actual Catster posts. I wish I was joking. Reading it makes me want to throw up.)

CAT DIARY FOR MERYL STREEP, A MALE SIAMESE. OWNER: KANJI TATSUMI

October 19th 2015

Hai everybuddy!!! This is my purrry first post to Catster! It is vewy speshal.

Meowmy says I iz the most prettiest cat alive!
(cept for mai 39 bruvvas and sistahs)
(bc they are very bootiful too)

^____^ hai there!!!

October 20th 2015

Meowmy is vewwy happy today! iz lookin at an e-mayls frum hiz friend Yosuckay.

Yosuckay is comin 2 visit tonight. Meowmy iz nervus, omg. I told Meowmy he wud luk faboowlus. He haz luvly silky blond hair (and it iz not receeedin at all Rise is a LYING SLUT)

when i sed that Meowmy wuz happy!! ^___^

I gets extras fud for beeng such a good kitty.

October 21st 2015

Wuz giving big time cattitude to meowmy today. I tored up his pwetty dress. Meowmy calls it a mewmew. Liek the noize he makes whun he looks at our picshures!

mewmewmewmewmewmew

Meowmy sed I'm a bad bad boy ;___;

October 22nd 2015

WHAT IS THIS PAGE AND WHY IS THIS KEYBOARD COVERED IN CAT FUR

October 23rd 2015

Sumwun has been making posts here. I dun kno who ;_; Meowmy sez he knos zactly who and he is gunna pitch a hissy fit.

but iz Caturday 2morrow!!!

Caturday meanssssss LOLCATS!! omg i am so happi!!! I haz so manny picshures to share!! \O/ \O/ \O/

^____________________________________^

October 24th 2015

OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
KANJI STOP USING MY COMPUTER

October 25th 2015

If Meowmy had his own cumpuder, he wuld be ushin it, that iz all he iz sayin. -___-

Newsflash: i iz still da prettiest boy in the wurld!!! (cept for my bruvvas and sistahs)

October 26th 2015

KANII I

WAIT

WHERE IS THE CAPSLOCk oh there it is

Why is this set as my browser homepage? Do all your cats have journals? Do you truly have nothing better to do with your time?

I simply wish to check my email and find out how to correctly edit an Xorg.conf file for a Geforce 8400M under Gentoo 2008.0. The Linux club members are going to laugh for weeks if I haven't fixed this by the next meeting. My reputation is at stake and all I can find are pictures of cats with block text over thEM AND I AM NOT AMUSED AT ALL

October 27th 2015

I still dun't kno who dat meen meen purson wuz yesterday. >___< Meowmy sez she is just an old man wiv stik up her butt. That souns fun painful. o__0

October 28th 2015

KANJI I SWEAR TO GOD STAY OFF MY DAMN LAWN KIDS COMPUTER

UM SORry I have no idea where the last part came from. The club meeting is tomorrow. I am under pressure.

October 29th 2015

If dat meen purson who iz writin here wud just pay moar attenshun to Meowmy then maybee she wud get her compuder bak JUST SAYIN YEAH

HAVE A GUD MEETIN MR MEEN PURSON HAHAHA roflcopter iz flyin

October 30th 2015

OMG Soujisenpaaaaaaiiiii is cumin to visit!! Meowmy iz zo excited!!! ^___________^ It haz been a long tiem.

I will b takin a high-ate-us from blogging. hafta help Meowmy finish senpaii's quilt b4 he gets here!!!

Iz a faboolous quilt, purry soft and with a bold and radially symmetric design that oozes masculinity. Senpai's gonna be totally stoked!

but wait I dun kno what that means cuz I iz a cat

(Awesome quilt though, seriously)

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Re: this will make sense only in the meat dimension lecheporfavor January 27 2009, 04:50:56 UTC
I CANT BREATHE OH MY GOD

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Re: this will make sense only in the meat dimension anonymous January 27 2009, 14:00:03 UTC
I invested so many years in being dignified (if still a badass), and then I wrote this.

:( :( :( :( :(

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Re: this will make sense only in the meat dimension anonymous January 27 2009, 17:04:42 UTC
I just want to say, that that is the best icon ever.
Definitely stealing, fffffff.

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THIS. anonymous January 27 2009, 08:46:57 UTC
This... is the best post in the history of man.

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Re: THIS. anonymous January 27 2009, 14:01:21 UTC
If by "best" you mean "worst".

Seriously that is twenty minutes of my life I will never get back

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Re: this will make sense only in the meat dimension anonymous January 27 2009, 19:36:38 UTC
I can't unsee grandpa!Naoto yelling "GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN KIDS!"

It is glorious.

I think I love you, Anon.

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Re: this will make sense only in the meat dimension anonymous January 27 2009, 20:05:01 UTC
I hope so. It might compensate for my newly developed self-hatred.

TRUE/FALSE: Naoto doesn't even have a lawn, just a piece of astroturf she puts on the doorstep

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Re: this will make sense only in the meat dimension anonymous January 28 2009, 01:30:31 UTC
Loved this. XD It was wonderful. There were so many fantastic moments.

Like:
"and it iz not receeedin at all Rise is a LYING SLUT"

Or:
"OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
KANJI STOP USING MY COMPUTER"

I love it and, by extension, you anon!

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Re: this will make sense only in the meat dimension anonymous January 29 2009, 02:30:12 UTC
That was AMAZING.

(+ I love meatdimension, you guys are hilarious but I'm too shy to delurk and all)

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Re: this will make sense only in the meat dimension electricpower January 30 2009, 04:24:51 UTC
I'M SO HAPPY

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Re: this will make sense only in the meat dimension anonymous November 15 2010, 18:25:55 UTC
Fucking hell, man, I can't breathe. From the very first capslock I was dying and now my sides hurt. Seriously.

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