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SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
In this scintillating post of mine, you can comment anonymously with any pairing ( Read more... )
SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
In this scintillating post of mine, you can comment anonymously with any pairing ( Read more... )
(captcha sez: which Porney)
Yosuke really hadn’t meant to inadvertently offend Souji when he called his friend’s porn stash “gayer than Shadow Kanji with his dick up some guy’s ass,” even though it was completely true. It was more a slightly startled comment than anything, seeing as he thought Souji was straight as an arrow; even though, Yosuke hesitated to admit even to himself, they were closer than most guys. But Souji was dating like, half the girls at school, wasn’t he? Honestly, how was Yosuke supposed to know Souji was into “BL” and “yaoi” and “uke and seme” stuff, whatever those meant!?
In any case, he felt awful about the whole thing. It felt strange to think, but maybe Souji was gay. He didn’t want Souji to think that he was a homophobe. He wanted Souji to know that he’d always be there for him, no matter what, and that his sexual preference would not ruin their friendship.
…Because Yosuke wouldn’t admit it but, damnit, he had the biggest, gayest crush on Souji in the whole damn world.
Yosuke cleared his throat and adjusted his guitar. It was chilly, standing there in the Dojima’s back yard late at night, and he was kind of really paranoid about getting caught (especially by Dojima-san himself), but Yosuke took it like a man and toughed it out. Anything was worth getting Souji’s trust back. And hell, if this made Souji love him just a little bit, then he’d do this every night if he had to.
The only problem (well, one of the problems) with the whole guitar serenade thing was that Yosuke had no idea what to sing. Something romantic? Something friendship-y? Something generic? Was he even supposed to sing at all? Why couldn’t there be a Guitar Serenading for Dummies book or something!?
Yosuke groaned and picked a couple of guitar strings absentmindedly. He probably should have thought this through more; what kind of idiot went to serenade his soon-to-be-boyfriend angry best friend without even knowing what to play? He sighed in frustration and continued plucking strings while his mind wandered.
“Apologize?” That sounded good at first, but as Yosuke mouthed the lyrics to himself he realized they didn’t fit at all. “Best Friends?” Ugh, no, too happy and energetic. “Gay Boyfriend?” No, no! That would only piss Souji off more. Why did he think of that anyway? “Heaven?” That was a good song; lyrics fit, kinda romantic but vaguely so, sort of old but…
But apparently Yosuke’s fingers had other plans. They were quietly plucking strings of their own accord, and as Yosuke listened, he realized the song sounded extremely familiar, but he couldn’t place it. Sort of rockish, fast-paced, not romantic or apologetic in the slightest, but for some reason his hands wouldn’t stop playing.
Suddenly he remembered the lyrics to the song. They were… strange, to say the least, and did not fit the situation at all, but Yosuke couldn’t help a nagging feeling that Souji would recognize them; which only pissed him off even more because, damnit, where had he heard this song before?
“Now, I face out, I hold out, I reach out to…” he sang quietly to himself before pausing. He could hear the lyrics in his head, but he could barely decipher them. Whoever the hell sang this song needed enunciation lessons!
Oh, well, if he couldn’t understand the original (wherever he’d heard it - god, this was annoying him) then Souji probably wouldn’t understand it either. Yosuke sighed; trying to guess the lyrics was better than nothing, he supposed.
"Now, I face out, I hold out, I reach out to the truth, All my life savings says, ‘Oh, the homo men, yeah!'" Yosuke sang louder this time, strumming his guitar at a very audible volume. He glanced up at Souji’s window, feeling stupid because he was probably saying the words wrong, but all he could do now was hope Souji heard him before Dojima-san did.
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Yosuke’s heart skipped a beat when he saw Souji’s bowl cut, and he couldn’t help smiling like an idiot when his head poked out the window. He was rubbing the sleep from his eyes, and it took him a moment to realize it was Yosuke down there in the middle of the night, on his lawn, guitar in hand, singing to him. He chuckled softly and leaned against the windowsill.
“You know the steak is hot, Stardom is near, Those who sympathize can die, Killers passing by, Do not waste your time in hating flirting guys - “
Yosuke blushed when he realized what he just said, and apparently Souji noticed. Yosuke was aware of the other boy grinning at him, and that made him blush even harder.
“You might use your AI, Do justice to them all!” He strummed hard. “Now I face out, I hold out, I reach out to the truth, All my life savings says, ‘Oh, the homo men to now break away!’ Brother, let me out, Can you let me out? Can you set me free from this dark inner world, Save me n-“
“HANAMURA.”
Yosuke yelped like a puppy who just got kicked.
Oh, god.
“Y-yes, D-D-Dojima-san, sir?” he stuttered, hands shaking violently as he gripped his guitar closer to his chest, as if afraid Dojima would break it. His eyes flitted back to Souji, whose face was pale with horror for friend. He gave Yosuke an I’m-sorry-my-uncle’s-about-to-chew-you-out-but-it’s-kind-of-your-fault-but-you’re-sweet-and-I-forgive-you look.
Yosuke smiled sheepishly and gave Souji an I’m-sorry-I-screwed-up-and-I’m-glad-you-forgive-me-now-please-save-me-from-his-wrath look.
To that, Souji just shrugged and mouthed, “You’re on your own.”
“Hanamura, stop exchanging looks with Souji like a lovesick schoolgirl and get the hell off my lawn! Do you have any idea what time it is!? I have to get up at 5 AM, for god’s sake!” Dojima barked. He was furious, Yosuke knew, but after a second glance at him, that bed-head and those rather adorable sheep pyjamas Nanako had probably picked out for him kind of dampened the threat.
“Y-yes, sir, right away, sir,” Yosuke stammered apologetically, giving Souji one last grin before rushing off the Dojima’s propertly, his guitar still clutched firmly against his chest.
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brb LAUGHING FOREVER
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brb, gonna go laugh to death.
(reCaptcha says tenner out. does...does that make me Tenner? or gay? or both?)
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