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SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
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SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
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Okay so sure both him and Souji didn't exactly want to shout it to the world, but the least he could do was not encourage her like... like that!
It was pissing Yosuke off something fierce.
He liked Rise enough, he really did. She was cute, his favorite idol even. She wore the latest fashions, and her voice had been known to brighten up a day or two of his. She was his favorite idol for cryin out loud, and he thought that everything she did was for the greater good damnit.
Except for when she had her greedy little hands wrapped around Souji's arm, like they currently were now. And she was smiling, and laughing, sights and sounds he normally loved with a certain frightening gusto. But right now it was only annoying the piss out of him, and he couldn't help the way his eyebrow twitched in anger.
He had a right to be angry damnit, he really did. Souji and him had arrived together, hell, they had held hands in the elevator on the way up. It had been nice, he'd been feeling that familiar fuzzy feeling he got when around the boy lately. Hell, they'd been seeing each other for a while, and the sex was fantastic. He even sort of knew the reason why Souji wasn't shoving Rise off with a burning hot fireplace poker, something about social links and making his personae stronger. Whatever that meant, it still bugged the fucking hell out of him.
When they all met up and went over to their meeting place, Rise had pushed past him and latched onto Souji like he was hers and had taken what would have been his spot next to him. Yukiko had taken up residence on the other side of him, but that could be dealt with much later.
Right now he couldn't take much more of Rise's flirting, and her cooing, and the way she said Souji's name every time he spoke(or didn't speak, even!). It made him want to physically remove her from him, take some sort of action against her, and it was only a matter of time before he snapped.
"Oh Souji, you're so funny!"
'Oh no she didn't. He didn't even say anything!'
"Hey Senpai, when we're done here, wanna go somewhere?"
'Fuck. Fuck her she totally did, that bitch.'
"Somewhere more... private?"
'Was that a giggle?'
It had in fact been a giggle, and that had in fact been what made Yosuke stand up abruptly, chair toppling over and a dark look on his face. His next course of action would lead to a lifetime of teasing and embarrassment, but right at that moment he didn't give a damn.
"Y-Yosuke, are you alright?" Chie asked concerned. Too bad Yosuke wasn't listening.
Yosuke was too focused on tearing this... this harlot away from his boyfriend. "YOU BITCH!"
The slap rang out in the food court, echoing despite it being an open rooftop. Time stopped for a moment at Rise's eyes widened as wide as the rest of the confused group's, Souji's palm was getting acquainted with his face, and Yosuke was furiously readying himself to do it again.
"You... You just hit me! What the heck's your problem?!"
Indeed, what was his problem?
"My problem?! You're asking what my problem is?! YOU'VE GOT YOUR FILTHY HANDS ALL OVER MY MAN!"
Oh that's right, he said it.
"Y-your man?!" An unladylike sputter.
When did that happen?
Before you came into the picture, skank.
An unspoken challenge. Rise lunged forward, a slap that would leave a welt on Yosuke's cheek.
"Did you just slap me?!"
"You thought you would get away with that?"
"Bitch, you deserved it!"
Now they were drawing a small crowd, and the employees weren't sure what to do. Not that either of the quarreling teens cared.
"I deserved it?! I didn't do anything!"
"You didn't do anything?! You can't keep your hands off of my man! He's taken!"
"I don't see your name on him!"
"Who said I didn't write my name on him?!"
Really Yosuke?
Really.
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Where would that mark be, Yosuke?
He'll never tell.
"O-ow! What the hell?! You'll pay for that!" Slap.
"Bring it on, I'm not scared of you!" Slap.
"Are you ready?" A harder slap.
"Of course I am, jerk!" His head was forced to the side with the sheer power of that slap.
"Good answer!"
Her hair was so soft, Rise's was. It was soft, silky, and as soon as Yosuke got a good hold of one of her annoyingly cute pigtails, they were down on the ground in a flurry of slaps and kicks. Chairs were strewn about, mostly removed from the immediate area by their friends so they wouldn't hurt themselves. Not that it mattered, because currently Rise's teeth were trying to take a chunk out of Yosuke's arm.
The question was also posed to Souji whether or not Yosuke had written his name on him. Their only answer was a blush and a cough.
That brought up another question. Did Souji write his name on Yosuke? And for that matter, did Rise have any name written on her?
Thus, it seemed that whenever clothing had been close to being torn, shirt materials stretched almost impossibly, cheers had errupted forth from either half of the circle formed around them.
Kanji and Chie were on the side that wanted Rise's clothing obliterated.
Teddie and Yukiko were on the side that wanted Yosuke's clothing obliterated.
The general consensus was that it would be more entertaining to watch from afar instead of split it up. Plus, nobody wanted a stray kick or slap to reach them.
Souji was going to have a talk with Yosuke later.
If he could hear, that is. Rise was screeching in his ear as he had gotten a hold of her hair again and started pulling. She was clawing at his face.
"You can do it Rise-chan!"
"She can bear-ly keep up! Finish her Yosuke!"
Somebody had called the police. Souji's luck would have it that it was Dojima who showed up with Adachi in tow. Upon the discovery that it was his nephew's friends, and after hearing why they were fighting, he couldn't stop himself from laughing. Adachi, apparently, was in the same predicament.
An ear piercing scream tore through the air though and ended that quickly. The sad part being that nobody could tell which of the two it came from. Yosuke had Rise in a headlock and Rise was clawing at Yosuke's arm, several nails already broken.
"You do it."
"S-sir?"
"It's good training."
"I can't break them apart. I might... die..."
They both stared while a shirt did indeed get torn off of a body. Upon a second glance, it was two shirts, and Rise was trying to strangle Yosuke who was busy trying to tear a hole in her side with his nails.
"What are you, scared Adachi?"
"O-Of course not... Are you scared Dojima-san?"
When Dojima hesitated to answer, Adachi was speechless.
Another ear piercing wail tore through the air, identical to an earlier one. When Rise calmly got up and put on the remains of her shirt, the scream was identified as Yosuke's. His hands were holding a certain precious part of his anatomy and he had a pained look on his face.
Ouch.
"You..." Yosuke stopped to wheeze. "You cheated!"
But Rise had already left, gone to freshen up and pretend she didn't just get into a catfight with Yosuke of all people over Souji. And win.
Meanwhile the crowd was beginning to disperse, and Dojima dragged Adachi back to the office, because after all, Adachi had some serious work to do after a comment like that.
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Poor Yosuke was trying not to cry from the pain. "You know... I don't like her... doing that..."
"And you know why I have to..."
"She cheated..."
"Yeah, she did."
"It really hurts, man. She kicked... so hard..."
Souji didn't doubt that. "Well I can't do anything about that."
And despite how he wanted to crawl into a fetal position and stay like that for a few hours, instead he looked up at Souji and smirked at him. "I guess you'll have to make it up to me... later..."
A similar smirk. "Yeah, I guess I will."
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Happy Birthday OP~
I hope you enjoyed it! I tried getting everything in there, haha, and apologies if it isn't too great.
captcha = shipper LAWYERS?
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HOLY FUCK THAT WAS AMAZING I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
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"Of course I am, jerk!" His head was forced to the side with the sheer power of that slap.
"Good answer!"
Pleeaaase tell me I wasn't the only one who noticed the All Out Attack quote there?
And Anon...I love you. Marry me.
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And srsly, I was kinda afraid that I did Adachi wrong...
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asdfjkl;;'; now I'm super glad you wrote this instead of me, because I don't think mine would have been this funny.
You = win, writer!
captcha is point arouse ha ha WIN
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And I'm totally agreeing that the other anon should do another version ;~;
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And LOL @ "You scared, Dojima-san?" ".........." Oh, Adachi X3
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