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Dec 30, 2008 18:16

Why, hello there, kittens! I'm Kanji, esteemed reporter of all things fabulous and ever so delightfully naughty, and I'm here with a most special update for a fandom just beginning its long, hard... journey into adulthood~!

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THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HELPIN' A BUDDY OUT anonymous January 15 2009, 04:43:32 UTC
I AM UNABLE TO TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY AND THIS IS PROBABLY NOTHING LIKE YOU WANTED. orz forgive me.

I am also mentally 12 years old. So there's that.
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It was an amazing game of the genius sport Kou and Daisuke had created called Baskeccer. The sheer amount of balls and concentration required for the game placed them above all of the contenders and they retreated to the locker room with satisfaction on their features.

There was nothing better than just hanging out with your bros grunting and sweating. In fact, as far as they were concerned it was the manliest thing two bros could participate in. It strengthened the brolationship and according to the Bro Code nothing was better in the month of Brovember.

"Hey dude" Kou said, giving Daisuke a high five.
"Hey dude" Daisuke said, returning the high five with a fist bump.
"Hey dude"
"Hey bro"
"Hey buddy"
"Hey dude"

It was during their scintillating conversation that the new member of the team, Souji burst into the locker room. His mere presence set their souls on fire, and as he moved towards them, his dusky voice whispered. "Hey dude hey dude."

They blinked, suddenly feeling terribly hot and bothered. The way he looked at them with his hungry silvery eyes was just so...overwhelming. What was even more confusing was the fact that Souji was currently wearing glittery silver pants. The way they complemented Souji's moonbeam hair and argent eyes was breathtaking though.

"Hey dude I was thinking we could go do something..." He breathed. "Dirty."

Daisuke blinked. Kou blinked. Souji looked frustrated and repeated himself. "Hey dude, I was thinking we could go do something...dirty." He traced a slim finger up Daisuke's manly jaw. "Yeah."

"Uh..." Daisuke said, "I don't know man. I like to do manly things...y'know just manly guys doin' manly things? You know what I mean?"

Souji tapped his foot. "Listen...I like to do manly things, I like baby to do them with you. I was thinking we could go do...Something dirty."

"Yeah...d-d-dirty." Kou said. "Yeah."

"Dirty?" Daisuke said. "Well like what?"

Kou seemed to think about this and began. "Sorta like soccer practice with the water polo team."

"Do some track and field on the football green?" Daisuke asked.

"Go to the locker room...do some weight training." Souji said, ripping off his shimmering pants, and revealing a pair of sterling gym shorts covered in tinsel. "It would be real hot..."

"Join the army..." A silver haired punk whispered, popping out of a locker for a split second.

"Soc soc soc soc soccer practice?" Daisuke stumbled over his words. The temperature in the steamy bromantic locker room was rising. He felt a blush dusting his robust features. There was a girlish smattering on Kou's delicate features and well and both of them were panting.

Souji leaned in towards Daisuke. "Soc Soc soc soccer practice." He confirmed in that deep rumble of his. Daisuke was trapped between his manly herculean arms, and could not help but stare at Souji's chest.

Magnificent Stallion he thought, but perished the thought.

"Soc soc soc..." Kou said between gasps, as Souji seemed to be affecting the slim boy without even touching him.

He swore he saw a slimy green...thing stroking Kou's face, but ignored that.

"I'm a dirty frat boy..." Daisuke whimpered, overcome with pleasure. "On a dirty soccer team...go into the locker room after wrestling."

The last wrestling match he had had with Kou was magnificent - their bodies covered in baby oil and shining in the sun. Truly the height of red-blooded male behaviour.

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THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HELPIN' A BUDDY OUT [2/2] anonymous January 15 2009, 04:53:59 UTC
"I'm a dirty frat boy on a dirty soccer team." Daisuke repeated, trying to carry half the seduction Souji did. Did he know the affect he had on everybody. "Go into the locker room after wrestling."

Kou lowered his eyes to half mast coquettishly. "I was there because my buddy's down." He came to wrap his arms around Souji's sculpted middle, now breaking out in perspiration from the steam.

"There is nothing wrong with helpin' a buddy out." Daisuke said, caressing Kou's soft hand with his own. How many balls had this hand cleaned with such gentle power?

"I was there because my buddy's down." Souji said, nipping Daisuke's ear playfully. "There is nothing wrong with helping a buddy out."

He suddenly retreated and started into a well choreographed series of dance moves. "With soccer practice with the water polo team." He sang, low and soft. "Do some track and field on the football green."

Kou had Souji's full attention now. "Go to the locker room do some weight training."

"Dude it would be real hot if we join the army..." Kou trailed off.

"Marines, air force...of course." Daisuke said, leaning up against the lockers.

"YES SIR!" Kou said as Souji tangled his fingers in his midnight hair.

"Soccer practice..." Daisuke said. His brain was broken again, his thoughts muddled as he felt something odd stroking his back and worming its way up his leg. "soc soc soc soc soccer practice soc soc soc soc soccer practice soc soc soc soc soccer practice soc soc soc soc soccer practice..." He kept repeating.

"Hey buddy." Kou said out of the corner of his mouth as Souji pulled him into a passionately passionate kiss. Daisuke was overtaken with jealousy...if only he had been the one dueling with Kou's tongue.

"Hey bro." Daisuke said.

"Hey dude...hey dude...hey dude." Souji said, dragging Daisuke into the tangle mass of limbs.

Daisuke was considering what Kou and Souji were prompting inbetween their passionate monkey desire. Soccer practice with the water polo team. Do some track and field on the football green. Go to the locker room do some weight training.

Dude it would be real hot.

And that odd silver haired punk from before. Where was he hiding? What had he suggested? Join the army?

"Soccer practice...ooh." Daisuke said suddenly, pulling himself out of his thoughts and Souji's magical wandering hands. "Soccer practice."

Souji pulled away from his grinding and absolute domination of them both to put his hands on his hips. "Get a cold shower..." His lips turned into a devilish smirk. "Do it now. For your coach."

"oh oh oh." Kou said weakly. "Oooh."

Daisuke was trying to concentrate on something else currently. soccer practice soc soc soc soc soccer practice soc soc soc soc soccer practice. It was then that it dawned on him what Souji was getting at. He turned around from his trek to the showers. "Wait a minute dude you're not talking about joining the army or soccer practice at all are you?"

That devilish smirk crossed Souji's fine features again. "You're right. I'm not."

Daisuke shrugged. "Alright boys, shower up."

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Re: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HELPIN' A BUDDY OUT [2/2] anonymous January 15 2009, 05:42:57 UTC
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I LOVE YOU.

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Re: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HELPIN' A BUDDY OUT [2/2] anonymous January 16 2009, 22:04:56 UTC
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE ANON EVER.

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Re: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HELPIN' A BUDDY OUT [2/2] anonymous January 18 2009, 18:08:58 UTC
OMG THIS WAS ORGASM.

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OP anonymous January 18 2009, 22:33:50 UTC
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I love you forever, anon.

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ANON LOVES YOU TOO! anonymous January 19 2009, 23:49:26 UTC
Ha ha thank you so much! I WAS HOPING SO MUCH THAT SOMEONE WOULD REQUEST THIS SONG, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

It popped into my head every time I saw either of then.

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Re: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HELPIN' A BUDDY OUT [2/2] anonymous February 5 2009, 06:42:40 UTC
Oh god, I cried manly tears of joy. :')

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Re: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HELPIN' A BUDDY OUT [2/2] anonymous February 14 2009, 04:44:22 UTC
This is totally strange because today I started singing this while Souji was at soccer practice. And here this fanfic is. And I absolutely pissed my pants laughing right now. This made my life.

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Re: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HELPIN' A BUDDY OUT [2/2] anonymous February 15 2009, 07:27:19 UTC
[insert keysmash here]

THIS MADE MY NIGHT and I wish I was better at guessing anons so I could be friends with you forever :>

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Re: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HELPIN' A BUDDY OUT [2/2] anonymous October 22 2010, 19:12:25 UTC
THIS. THIS IS AMAZING.

THIS HAS NOT ONLY GOT ME OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG, BUT IT MAKES ME WANT TO JOIN ONE OF THE SPORTS TEAMS SO BAD.

I LOVE YOU SO HARD ANON.

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