and doesn't the number six sound a lot like...? ;*

[badbadbathhouse]

Oh my, everyone has been so patient. I take such a long time to hit my "peak," if you will, so I apologize for the delay!

SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
PART SIXAs all you charming little anonymous know, in this very post of mine, you can comment anonymously with any pairing from Persona 4 and whatever astoundingly perverse or adorably

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He Who Sees All

[anonymous]

"Du-dude! You are a woman?!" Yosuke shouted in disbelief at what just happened in front of his eyes. It never crossed his mind that Naoto was faking his gender all these times. Well, nobody really thought that Naoto was a female, right? Right?

...wait. Could that mean that Kanji wasn't gay, after all?

"Just as expected. I'd thought that it'd take longer than this."

Yosuke turned his head to the source of the voice. Souji. What did he mean, he knew about this all along? "Partner?"

"I mean, Naoto Shirogane is a female, and will always be a female. Isn't that obvious?"

Silence.

Before Yosuke managed to break it, of course.

"Du-dude! How do you know about this?"

"Do you think I would oversee this? My eyes see all."

"Well, isn't this freaky--" Chie stated, but she was cut by Souji.

"Haven't I said this before? My eyes see all." Souji sighed, and continued. "I know that you are planning to go away from home and learn to be an interior decorator, Yukiko. But you later decided against it."

A gasp from Yukiko.

"And I always know that you are misunderstood because you like sewing, Kanji. The dolls you make, they really induces instant diabetes."

Another gasp, from Kanji.

"The lethal kind."

Kanji gasped again, harder than before.

"And Chie, you like to pretend that you're some kind of hero. No wonder why you decide to be a policewoman later. As for Yosuke--"

"WAIT! Don't go around telling other people my secret, partner!" Yosuke half-screamed, desperate to prevent Souji from telling whatever he was about to tell. There was no way that Souji would tell others his deep, dark secret, okay?

Meanwhile, Souji only sighed, much to Yosuke's relief. However, Souji began to do the unbelievable the very next minute. "Well, I suppose there's a better way to show others your dark secret, Yosuke," he stated simply, as he took his eyeball from the socket and proceed to crush it.

And there was much screaming and the confused sound of Naoto's shadow.

"Have they... all forgotten about me?"

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I'm sorry, OP!anon. I just had a great revelation about Souji's seiyuu, and I just had to do this. 8'DD

Re: He Who Sees All

[beizanten]

This is hillarious! I can't stop Grinning widely! Souji is really evil in this. poor yosuke and everyone have forgotten about shadow naoto