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Feb 10, 2010 02:23

Stars and garters above! Isn't it time for a new post? The last one is just so... big now, isn't it? I don't know if even I could take it... ♥

SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4 KINK MEME
PART FIVEAs all you charming little anonymous know, in this very post of mine, you can comment anonymously with any pairing from Persona 4 and whatever astoundingly ( Read more... )

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anonymous February 10 2010, 10:18:01 UTC
souji have diaraeha he shit his self in calss and dosent want to leave at the end in case of someone see

i didnt post every day or used papslock or not thank person last time so plse write. i would do someone elses but im not a good writer

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anonymous February 10 2010, 10:22:23 UTC
...Seriously?

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anonymous February 10 2010, 10:42:01 UTC
yes is the alright with you?

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anonymous February 10 2010, 11:00:13 UTC
Y'know...this happened to an acquaintance of mine. Only, he wasn't a student, but a professor, and it happened at a graduation ceremony, not in class. But he couldn't leave, because he was sitting in the middle of a long row of professors, and in order to get out, he'd have had to waft his arse in front of every single one of their faces. And having just, erm, had a little accident, this was simply not on. So, he had to sit there and wait for everyone else to leave, then make his own ignominious exit.

I have NO idea how everyone around him failed to notice. Or maybe they did notice, and didn't say. Either way, AWK-ward.

Alas, I'm not really up for filling this prompt--humiliation is my thing, but scat really, REALLY is not. Good luck, though, and I hope you enjoyed my mostly irrelevant anecdote.

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anonymous February 10 2010, 17:15:34 UTC
I work in a grocery store, and a similar situation happenened with one of our bagging ladies. She wasn't...erm, spot-on, as some folks might say, and she was always pooping on the floor in the women's restroom, then wiping it on the walls etc. etc.

Well, one day, I was walking behind her down the front of the store, getting ready to leave. And then...it happened. Like, a puddle of smelly brown at the sole of her shoe, in her socks, down the line of her trousers. And she turned heel all quick-like, right, to see if anyone had noticed? And then our eyes met. SO. AWKWARD. It was almost as embarrassing as if I'd just dooked one myself.

She quit work later that day.

ITT we share horrible poo stories?

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anonymous February 10 2010, 21:57:53 UTC
I'm just picturing how this is going to look on Marukyu later tonight.

Discussion: Poop

To contribute: One time when I was about 8 or 9 and my little cousin was 3 or 4, we were swimming in her family's pool and my aunt (her mom) cautioned me that my little cousin had a problem with pooping in the pool, so if I saw any poop I should get out of the pool and go tell my uncle. I guess I was just stoked to have Big Kid Responsibilities or something because I wasn't too concerned, but shortly after I was giving her an underwater piggyback ride and I felt warmth around my back. I looked over my shoulder at her and said "Did you pee?" and she had this shocked expression on her face as she said, "No, I diarrhea'd!"

Yes. On my back. I have never forgiven her.

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anonymous February 11 2010, 00:12:56 UTC
Once, some guy came into my work, and asked to use the toilet. He was in there a LONG time. So long, we started thinking he died. But, no. He just shat on the ceiling. Yes. The ceiling. Don't know how, don't know why, but I swear to God, he did.

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anonymous November 9 2010, 02:41:39 UTC
Was he standing on his head?
How the fuck does someone do that? Especially at someone's job, I mean...Jesus.
God, I'm so sorry.

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